NYT PAGE ONE: TOUGH DAY FOR CONDI

[DeepModem Mom]

[Virginia Dare]

1. Yes, her Ferragamos were killing her....

and her champagne wasn't properly chilled. It was just awful..

[AndyA]

4. The Limo was late, her clothes weren't laid out properly, the coffee was

too strong, and she didn't get a good night call from W. All in all, a really dreadful day, people just don't understand the stress and horrible conditions she endures day after day...

Poor thing.

Karma is a beautiful thing, no?

[Rose Siding]

2. Poor thing. This whole thing has even cut into her musical selections

The Association of South East Asian Nations has a tradition of ministers performing usually silly skits at a gala dinner, but Rice, an accomplished pianist, said she was more at ease playing a serious, reflective piece, possibly by the composer Brahms.

"It is not a time that is frivolous. It is a serious time. I will play something that is in accordance with my serious mood," said Rice, who had just attended a conference in Rome aimed at helping resolve the Lebanon crisis.

Rice said she would not be comfortable singing show tunes.

http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=politicsNews&storyID=12988739&src=rss/ElectionCoverage

[Virginia Dare]

6. Wow, that is tragic...

she had to scrap her spiritous rendition of "Everything's Coming Up Roses". :eyes:

[Jawja]

11. That's good!

:rofl:

[neoblues]

9. Hope she has a headache.

Though it wouldn't make up for the pain in the ass she gives to millions.

[malaise]

15. It must be because

she has no fugging conscience. Condi is a war criminal.

[gratuitous]

3. Subhead: "Dozens are Killed"

Yeah, but did they miss the big Italian shoe sale? Well, I guess they did, but did any of them appreciate the fine Italian craftsmanship that goes into a well-made pair of pumps or boots like Miss Condi does? Didn't think so.

But it is rather nice to see an unflattering photo of one of this administration's incompetents above the fold for a change.

[whistle]

5. Perhaps she has Bird Flu, send Donald Rumsfeld with Terra-Flu

[CoffeeCat]

7. The headline should read,

"Condi and BushCo work hard to ensure that more innocent babies will be burned and murdered."

Cuz that's exactly what's happening.

Please, media members. Make it clear that Condi's sole vote against cease fire has led to Israel believing that they have world support for baby murdering and bombing innocent civilians

...and so the carnage continues.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Anacondi!

That's the only caption I can think of.

[TrueFunkSoldier]

10. I don't feel sorry for her...

How tough can it be to lie. Well, if she can't take the heat, then get her lying, incompetent ass out of our White House!!!

[Bluebear]

12. Room service delivered Danish instead of croissants, and, well,...

it all was downhill from there, darling.

[Beelzebud]

13. She should quit her job and go shoe shopping for the rest of her life.

Miserable fucking neo-con bitch.

*yeah i called Condi a bitch. If the SHOE fits...

[tnlefty]

14. Princess of Death works for me.

i frequently wonder how long it takes to try to wash that much blood off before going out each day.