Condi Plays While The Middle East Burns...

[kpete]

[ananda]

1. caption

"What, I should neglect the piano for a Middle East peace process that my 50m christian evangelicals don't want??!!"

[tanyev]

2. Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old
Double whammy
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. She looks like she attacks the piano

like she attacks everything else. What a awful looking get up too.

[Mandate My Ass]

4. It looks like she's trying to resist the urge to fix her bra strap

LOL.

Don't pretend you're civilized, Condi. Your fingers drip with the blood of innocents.

[QuestionAll...]

10. what the hell are those things on her legs? nt

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. WTF?

I don't know?

At first, I thought it was the shadow from the piano but it looks like she turning into Michael Jackson?

[pooja]

12. pantyhose... reflects the light on the stage.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Then the pattern would change

with the angle of the camera. These stay the same in other pictures.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

26. No, it wouldn't.

It would if it were from the camera flash, but those shadows are cast by the stage lights.

[QuestionAll...]

14. ah, yes. but bizarre how they look like matching socks

or something. with a slip to match.

lol.

[bdamomma]

19. it's a shadow but looks weird huh?

[waiting for hope]

5. Too fucking much.....

Egoists - the whole lot of them. Look at Me! I'm playing the guitar/piano/anything that will make me look like a rock star! At least Clinton had the grace to play his sax in the run off to the elections - not while a city was drowning and war was waging....

[Virginia Dare]

6. For the audience's sake...

I hope she doesn't suck at her piano playing as bad as she sucks at being Secretary of State.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. We shipped her sorry butt over there to give a RECITAL???

Is this supposed to be the half-time entertainment, or what? Geez, she tinkles on the ivorys, Chucklenuts displays his guitar mastery by making a "G" chord in the wrong position, and Ashcroft is the singer-songwriter with Sore Eagles. Maybe they'll go on the road soon. REAL soon.

[sutz12]

15. I think this is common for this particular conference

Remember a couple of years ago when they showed Colin Powell singing with some other neocrap bastards?

I think they do a talent show thingie for the delegates as a show of friendliness before they sit down and haggle out how they are going to fuck everybody.

[im10ashus]

8. Well, I hear she's a very accomplished player.

Perhaps she should go back to that full-time.

[bdamomma]

20. yes, she's more competent at playing piano

[shain from kane]

9. "It's cloud illusions I recall, I really don't know clouds at all" n/t

[QuestionAll...]

16. what's she playing? Sympathy for the Devil?

[malaise]

24. Beethovan's 3rd

The death march.

[bdamomma]

17. that is so cold

why doesn't she do her fucking job? but wait, she doesn't know how to do her job.

[malaise]

18. Cold?

That is fugging callous indifference.

[bdamomma]

21. delete

[ninkasi]

22. She looks like she hates the piano

This looks like a brutal assault on the piano, not playing music. Some of the pictures of her I've seen show a face that looks hateful and at those times, I've been glad that looks can't kill. Otherwise, there would be a lot of dead bodies left behind after she's gone. Well...come to think of it...

[fearthem]

23. None of them can contain themselves, always showing off...

Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld -- they are all narcissists, enjoy being on camera -- get high off of it and they believe that it's their calling, the main reason they are where they are -- they crave attention, want to be big shots, are addicted to power. The joy they derive from their positions isn't in helping others, it's for their comfort level, satsifying their egos, that always comes first.

The many vacations, photo ops. They are delusional in thinking we await with baited breath to have the opportunity to but get a glimpse of them when, in fact, many, many turn the channel, hit the "mute" button if given a choice when confronted with their mugs.

They play when they should be behind closed doors, aided by hired big brains, strategizing but, no, they have left all that to the sicko Karl Rove. For them, it's all nothing more than "theater," and they are too stupid to realize they've even failed at that! The arrogance!

[Benhurst]

25. In what whorehouse did this take place?