my MIL just stated that she thinks Bill Clinton is the anti-christ...

[lavenderdiva]

oh, my. I just got home from an afternoon with my MIL. There we were in the car, riding down the street, discussing the situation in the Middle East. Suddenly, she blurts out, 'I think Bill Clinton is the anti-christ'. To which I of course, replied, 'I think Bush has a better shot at that'. She didn't like that much, and replied, 'the anti-christ will be someone very friendly and charming, and Clinton fits that description.' I just looked at her with a very perplexed look, like how very strange of you to even think this sort of thing. That pretty much ended the conversation.

I just had to share this. Periodically, she comes up with some doozies. :crazy:

[Maat]

1. Been there.

Have the t-shirt; you have my utmost sympathy!

[lavenderdiva]

2. thank God, I'm not alone. Strength in numbers, you know! n/t

[Maat]

47. My daughter and I are going down to march in the Gay Pride Parade

in San Diego this weekend.

I'm going to be sure and take LOTS of pictures of her lovely granddaughter in the parade. Since I'm sure she would not want to miss out on them, I'm going to gladly forward the pictures (we're marching with PFLAG!

HeeHee.

Take care!

[Aviation Pro]

3. You can pick your spouse....

...you just have to take what you get with the in-laws.

[niyad]

4. you have my deepest sympathies for having such a nutcase relation

[CelticWinter]

5. i have one of those too only

its my mother and she said the very same thing....
Celtic

[Mnemosyne]

16. Tell her that * "charmed" his way into the WH, besides the

election theft, and he charms her and the rest of the 27% psychos.

:hi:

[CelticWinter]

19. you know what I go through

my mom, her family and hubbys family........HELP Im surrounded by kool-aid drinkers. Talk later hope the game was a win :)

:hug:

[baldguy]

6. Getting a blow job makes you the anti-Christ -

but murdering hundreds of thousands of innocents makes you God's Chosen.

[lavenderdiva]

9. there you go thinking again, baldguy-

please stop trying to inject logic and reason into this conversation- :sarcasm:

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. Boggles the mind, don't it?

:crazy: 8 years of peace and prosperity makes one the anti Christ, but 6 years of death and destruction, doesn't? Again, mind boggling!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Well, it's obviously not Bush.

He's clearly an asshole.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. You shouldn't demean assholes by comparing them to Pinhead**.

:evilgrin:

[AndyA]

8. You should remind your Mother In Law that The Pope said George Bush

was the Anti-Christ. You can't get much more official than that!

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. !

:spray:

[Master Mahon]

10. That's an old neocon

charge going back about 10 years.
I think the anti-christ is going to have a different agenda then fooling around with interns. :+

[mnhtnbb]

11. www.bushisantichrist.com

This ought to make her explode.

www.bushisantichrist.com

[Just Me]

46. I've had many tell me they believed Bush is that. eom

[Swamp Rat]

12. Show her this:

[MoseyWalker]

13. Sorry for you having to deal with that

I have fortified myself to the point that I have not one person who would dare say something like that to me. I surround myself with those who are either progressive in nature (not to say they always agree with me) or who know when to stay silent about their ignorance.

good luck

[MADem]

14. It means she secretly wants to have a roll in the hay with him NT

[WI_DEM]

15. the fundies blame everything that has gone up in smoke under Bush on

Bill Clinton.

[blue cat]

17. I'm sorry for you.

I say that Bush is the anti-christ often, just because I heard it SO MUCH when Clinton was president.

[davidwparker]

18. Tell your MIL that if this is the end of the age, according to the prophet

Daniel, the antichrist has an association with Spain.

23 "He gave me this explanation: 'The fourth beast is a fourth kingdom that will appear on earth. It will be different from all the other kingdoms and will devour the whole earth, trampling it down and crushing it. 24 The ten horns are ten kings who will come from this kingdom. After them another king will arise, different from the earlier ones; he will subdue three kings. 25 He will speak against the Most High and oppress his saints and try to change the set times and the laws. The saints will be handed over to him for a time, times and half a time.

If the 10 horns are the tens kings who started the rebuilding of the Roman empire (that is, the EU), then what country was the 11th to join?

The time, times, and half a time echo that of Revelation and these Daniel passages are high-level overviews of what Revelation goes into more detail to describe.

[roamer65]

20. If Clinton is the anti-christ

then I gladly extend my right hand to take the "666". Bush is obviously the evil side, Clinton is not.

I think Clinton could very well be the next UN Secretary General.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. Years of Rush and FAUX actually have considerable effect, on the weak mind

There's a reason they've invested so much money on that propaganda infrastructure.

[lavenderdiva]

22. Fox News is her only news-source----

now that is scary!

[LittleClarkie]

24. I think said anti-christ is also supposed to have power

Bill is no longer in power.

I remember when people thought Gorby from the old Soviet Union was the anti-christ because of his odd birthmark on his scalp.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Not only that, but...

...if you listen to Republicans, it's BUSH who's very friendly and charming! Now what?

[MODemocrat]

26. I think she's nuts or drunk

My opinion is as good as hers. :evilfrown: :crazy:

[lavenderdiva]

34. I think she drank lots and lots and LOTS of Kool-Aid many, many

years ago. She's not nuts, in fact, she's very intelligent. That's what gets me so frustrated! She's a life-long Repub, and according to recent stats at least, one of the few left who actually think * is doing a marvelous job, and a wonderful President!!! ok. with that thought in my head, you'll have to pardon me. All of a sudden, I have to excuse myself: :puke:

[MODemocrat]

39. Maybe I shouldn't have used the work "nuts"

Anyone who thinks George Bush is doing a marvelous job, must have some misgivings. She's a republican, and we should make allowances for this kind of thinking. It seems once a republican makes up their mind,
they don't have the ability to change it.

[lavenderdiva]

44. Unfortunately, she doesn't have any misgivings about *'s job performance

She really believes that he's one of our country's great presidents!

tonight, on NBC national news, there was a segment about how a lot of Repubs are rethinking their 2000 & 2004 votes for *, and thinking about voting Dem in November. They interviewed several people/families about their views on how the Republican party is going, and they were very disheartened with the policies and were not going to vote Repub in November. Now, those are Repubs that I can respect. At least they are thinking about the toll that their votes have had on this country and its policies, and don't want to keep going down the same path. They can see the light, as it were.

MIL, however, isn't able to take off her rose-colored glasses, to see what is really happening, nor see this regime for what it is.

[MODemocrat]

48. To be fair to MIL, it's hard to admit failure

It's tough for anyone, but most of the people who are having misgivings, are just completely fed up with George W. Bush being a law-breaker, and shredding the constitution. He is feeling all that power
and that's a dangerous situation.

It makes one wonder what it would take to get her to take off those rose colored glasses. Bush hasn't done one thing right as PresidentIMHO.
:spank: Shame on him for deceiving all of us.

[Aristus]

28. Okay, let's see...

The Anti-Christ voluntarily and lawfully lays down power after a Constitutionally regulated eight years in office and retires to private life. Said private life spent in pursuit of things like ameliorating the AIDS crisis in Africa.

Yeah, the Anti-Christ.

A real menace. :eyes:

[lavenderdiva]

38. can't tell someone who's head is swirling with Faux-'news' "facts"

that! She honestly believes that they found WMD in Iraq-- When confronted that this just isn't true, she replied that 'I saw it on FOX news! They did so find them'.

[Aristus]

42. Well, if she's convinced that WMDs were "found" ask her why

Saddam, seeing the end of his reign of terror, didn't use them against us. When the world's most powerful military force is closing in on your capital city, threatening your rape rooms, billion-dollar cash caches, and record-setting porn collection, isn't THAT the time to use Weapons Of Mass Destruction? :shrug:

[lavenderdiva]

45. one would think so, Aristus--

your argument is a good one, and one that I will repeat, should we get into that discussion again!

[struggle4progress]

30. No ... I'm pretty sure somebody told me your MIL is the anti-Christ.

You can quote me, if it helps. :)

[FUGW]

31. "someone very friendly and charming" thats Santa Claus.

[FUGW]

32. Well if Clinton had killed everyone GWB wouldn't have to do it now.

[Hippo_Tron]

33. Your mother in law sounds like the people singing this song

http://thefreedomtoast.com/audio/clip_blameo.mp3

Except that the people singing the song are being sarcastic.

[lavenderdiva]

36. 'Bill Clinton was to blame-o'!

yep, she would be the soprano on the left who was singing the loudest, and most sincerely!

Hey, Hippo_Tron! :hi:

[Cha]

35. Bill not's perfect but

he's nowhere near the anti-Christ that bushjr is.

[proud patriot]

37. WOA

:wow:

[lavenderdiva]

40. you have Mr. LD's expression perfectly captured, when I told him

what his Mother told me today!

[FUGW]

41. So much for natural selection.

[conflictgirl]

43. Clinton has been out of office for *how many* years now?

It just blows my mind that so many hardcore RW'ers still talk about Bill Clinton, as though he's still in office or something. (Sometimes I *wish* he were still in office, but I digress...)

Will they still be blaming Bill Clinton for stuff 25 years after his presidency ended? :eyes: