Next on Hardball: Liddy Dole's got a brand new face! OMG!!!

[chimpymustgo]

She should sue that doctor. Fright night!

[WI_DEM]

1. Is that Tweety's topic: "Liddy Dole's Scary New Face"??

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. She gives me the willies more than any other human on the planet

[Warpy]

12. Coulter is just a blowhard

Liddy Dole has managed to do real DAMAGE, especially to the Red Cross and to Canada, which got the HIV tainted blood the Red Cross KNOWINGLY sold them when Dole ran the outfit.

That face belongs behind bars. No amount of plastic surgery in the world can disguise the evil it is capable of doing.

[tridim]

3. Tweety is being so fair and balanced today!

:sarcasm:

[MADem]

4. This is at LEAST the second, maybe the third

She and Bob The Blue Pill Salesman got "his and her" facelifts a few years back.

[rodeodance]

7. what are they talking about?

[librechik]

14. she says Pukkkes will win again this fall

and it's because "Everybody thought he had WMDs"

so vote Republican, it's the hip thing to do!

more or less.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. That "logic" just eludes me! It really does.

:banghead: "Everybody thought he had WMDs" Ah, no Liddy, everybody didn't think that, and even so, it's been proved that you and yours are out and out liars! Good enough reason not too vote your Party of Liars!

[napi21]

16. At some point, a person can have too many! Just look at Joan Rivers!

Last time I saw her on QVC she looked like an oriental with extremely thin skin! Although I'd bet Joan has had a lot more FL's than Liddy has!

[oasis]

25. Bob Dole's going to have to get a triple dose of Viagra.

[Kahuna]

5. She sure does. And it's just as icky as the old one.

:puke:

[partylessinOhio]

6. You beat me to it! Yes, I saw Liddy Dole yesterday and I was shocked!

I have searched for a photo of her new face and could not find a good closeup.

She looks ghastly! Why would anyone do that to themselves? She looks more like the Joker than Pickles! She is so puffy she should stay off TV!

[chimpymustgo]

11. LOL! "She looks more like the Joker than Pickles! "

That really is scary.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. She's starting to look like 'Uncle Joe' from Petticoat Junction

[MADem]

27. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing .... NT

[senseandsensibility]

8. Pics?

She's always given me the creeps.

[shaniqua6392]

9. That skank and Mann Coulter on the same show??

God I think I am going to puke. :puke:

[partylessinOhio]

10. Liddy also has the Kathryn Harris horseface look! Yuck!

[partylessinOhio]

13. This photo is from Tuesday, best I can find so far:

[senseandsensibility]

15. They both look fake.

especially Bob. OMG.:scared:

[partylessinOhio]

20. You are right. Bob looks like the same doctor did him too!

[Connie_Corleone]

17. Are those wax statues?? LOL!

[partylessinOhio]

24. Those are the real Doles. Here is the photo caption:

Former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole, R-Kan., and his wife Sen. Elizabeth Dole, R-N.C., appear at the unveiling of his portrait at the U.S. Capitol, Tuesday, July 25, 2006, in Washington.

[WilliamPitt]

18. Is she the one on the left or the right?

Seriously, though, DAMN...Bob Dole looks positively terrifying.

[CottonBear]

23. Bob looks like the fireman that Jim Carey played on "In Living Color."

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[elehhhhna]

26. YEP!

[MADem]

30. Bwahahahahaha....this thread is full of primo one-liners!!!! NT

[Change has come]

33. Fire Marshall Bill....

A potentially dangerous situation. Perfect comparison

[CottonBear]

37. That was his name! I'll never look at Bob Dole the same way again.

God, I loved that show! It was freaking hilarious. Carey was brilliant. Heck, the entire cast was brilliant.

edit: Add picture:


http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/info/graphics/ilcfmb.bmp

[w8liftinglady]

35. lol!!

[WilliamPitt]

40. LLLLLemme show ya somethin!!!

:scared:

[CottonBear]

41. Bob no longer looks like his portrait.

:scared:

[librechik]

19. Ack! My eyes!

[Little Star]

22. Eeew! Looks like Bob has had some stretchin' done too.

[MADem]

29. Jeez they both look like the dimple in their chins is their bellybutton NT

[pecwae]

31. Yikes!

I was going to say they don't look human, but, well...

[oneighty]

36. Wow!

That viagra stuff does get the wrinkles out.

Wow!

180

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. Who pays for these people? too have their faces stretched?

I hope it isn't on our dime. I don't even have health insurance for whatever illnesses that might befall me. These blood suckers/free loaders don't deserve to have taxpayer funded health insurance. If we aren't good enough for publicly funded health care, neither are they!

[UTUSN]

28. Them feet is BIG!!!1 She's perched on a stool, with her clodhoppers

hooked onto the pegs. Like a big old vulture with a painted-on face. Haha, Tweety acted like he was dealing with an actual AWARE person instead of Her Old Biddy-ness. When she launched into her memorized slogans, "Finish the Job..." Tweety asked, "What does that MEAN?" She said, "I'll tell you what it means" (filler, while she mentally scrambled), "it means to fight the terrorists till we're done..." He said, "Who are the terrorists?"

She started to sweat, then plugged in more programming, "I'll tell you who they are, radical Islamic fundamentalists..." Tweety said, "Those are only five percent..." Another microchip kicked in, "I'll tell you who they are, Al Qaida..." Tweety said, "All numbers show that those are five percent, that the people we're fighting are NATIVE Iraqis, Sunnis who don't want Shites to take over..."

At the end he was ushering her out and she said, "Aren't we going to talk about what I came to talk about?" He ran over her, saying, "I love you, I love your family, say hello to Bob..." "I will..."

Amazing how a daft old bag like her can survive in office. The daft-old-bag vote must be HUGH!!1

[NNN0LHI]

38. Hard to believe there are people stupid enough to vote for her n/t

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

32. What's that line from

Apocalypse Now? The horror, the horror............
Man, that is some scary shit!

[qazplm]

39. with a permanently

surgically attached smile to go with it!