Guys: Remember the perfect little attention-starved girl in grade school

[CatWoman]

who used to lift up her dress in order to get attention?

That's Ann Coulter.

Unfortunately, she never outgrew it.

[charlyvi]

1. Uh Uh Catwoman!

As an ex attention starved little girl in grade school, I'm insulted! LOL!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. No kidding. No one paid little Annie any attention as a child, obviously.

[Baselinereality]

5. Ah, The Good Ol' Days.

I wish people would go back to not paying any attention to her. Maybe then she would dissolve into herself like some sort of, I don't know, acid-filled urinal cake.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Let's hope she never lifts up her dress for us to see what's underneath.

I'm guessing nobody of any gender wants to look at that.

[Baselinereality]

8. In Fact...

What's underneath that black cocktail dress of hers is so frightening that a frozen embryo, having been given the opportunity to be inserted inside Ann Coulter's uterus as part of the Snowflake Project, was overheard to whisper from the turkey baster, "Ummm, yeah, on second thought, just throw me away."

[JuniperLea]

17. Hedwig and the Angry Inch? ew!

I even grossed myself out with that one!

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. Ewww!

:puke:

[Baselinereality]

4. Wait a Minute...

Ann Coulter was a GIRL in elementary school? I thought she didn't get the sex change operation until after she met Paula Jones.

Now, instead of being "attention starved," she's just plain starved.

That girl needs a sandwich--and a soul.

[oasis]

6. Ann's "Fatal Attraction".

Herself.

[Gman]

7. The attention starved kid that

blurted out inappropriate and obnoxious things for attention?

[Baselinereality]

11. Well, Now You're Beginning to Describe Me...

"I like to smell my own farts!"

See what I mean?

It's not quite as bad as calling 9/11 widows "harpies" simply because they voice a political viewpoint different from my own, but it's still pretty obnoxious.

And yes, I'm single.

[Gman]

24. Well, enjoy being single!

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

9. My mistake

I thought you were referring to most of the Lounge. ;-)

[CatWoman]

13. HAHAHAHAHAHA

:)

[stevedeshazer]

10. I knew that girl.

I used to drop my pencil on the floor for her. Well, actually for me. :)

[CatWoman]

14. !

bad Steve!!

Bad!! :)

[trumad]

12. I love attention...

[CatWoman]

15. watch this video

:)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoW5_YN_gDE&search=tupac%20how%20do%20you%20want%20it

[trumad]

16. Thanks for the boner Cat....

[CatWoman]

18. LOL

You started it :P

[KittyWampus]

19. thought you were talking about Condi

:D

Question, what do you call a woman who is a traitor to her sex?

[CatWoman]

20. a traitor

[whistle]

21. Except that back in grade school Ann Coulter was an attention-

....starved boy.

[itzamirakul]

22. LOL! True 'dat....... nt

[Vidar]

25. I hoped this thread was perverse & pleasant, but knew in my heart

it would be just another Coulter thread.