Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)

[Rose Siding]

http://witlist.blogspot.com/2006/01/tom-delay-denies-all-charges-as-told.html

:rofl:

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[cyberpj]

1. That's fantastic! Nominated! And sent to Olbermann. nt.

[cyberpj]

14. kick.

[liberal N proud]

2. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks For posting

[madokie]

3. roflmao

[FreedomAngel82]

4. Oh that's good!

LOL.I enjoyed it!

[yodermon]

5. Absolute genius!

Say it out loud! Loudly!

[cmd]

6. Wonderful!

The spirit of Suess lives on.

[Talismom]

7. Love it! Sent to all my buds! Need a laugh bad. n/t

[Old Smokey]

8. Good Stuff

I enjoyed that

[cappy]

9. thanks for giving me a good laugh

It's one of those days where it's really needed.:rofl:

[fed-up]

10. Don't forget Richard M. Nixon Will You Please Go Now! (Marvin K Mooney)

Time to rewrite it with George W. Bush Will You Please Go Now!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/writers/writerdetails.asp?cid=184460

"Geisel faced another challenge in 1974, when his friend Art Buchwald dared him to write a political book. Geisel picked up a copy of Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! and a pen, crossed out each mention of the name "Marvin K. Mooney," and replaced it with "Richard M. Nixon." Buchwald reprinted the results in his syndicated column. Nine days later, President Nixon announced his resignation."

[SharonRB]

11. Very, very funny

:rofl:

[applegrove]

12. Linky no worky!

[Rose Siding]

13. O, I'm sorry! I can get to his front page this way-

(2nd post down) but it still cuts off the end of the poem-

http://witlist.blogspot.com/

I would have posted it all, as there's a fair use blurb on the site requiring only attribution, but I couldn't find his/her name :(

[annabanana]

15. I can't seem to open it from either direction....

must have gotten muy popular alluva sudden....

[Rose Siding]

16. Here's a chunk of it

Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess), by Dan Tynan

That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!

"Would you like to play some golf?"


I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"We could fly you there for free.
Off to Scotland, by the sea."

I do not want to fly for free.
I don't like Scotland by the sea.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"Would you, could you, take this bribe?
Could you, would you, for the tribe?"

I would not, could not, take this bribe.
I could not, would not, for the tribe.

"If we strong armed corporations
Into giving you donations?
They'd be funnelled to your PAC.
Would you then cut us some slack?"

I would not, could not, cut you slack.
I do not care about my PAC.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"A plane! A plane! A plane! A plane!
Would you, could you, for a plane?"

I could not, would not, for a plane.
Not for a bribe, not for the tribe.
Not for donations from corporations.
Not for my PAC, not for some slack.
Not from any schmoe named Jack.

"Would you help us buy some ships
Perfect for quick gambling trips?
Talk to people in the know
For a little quid pro quo?
Oh come now, don't be a snob.
Let us give your wife a job."

there were several more verses, but it's cut off.
from this page-
http://witlist.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_witlist_archive.html

I believe this is sufficient attribution, in compliance with "creative commons license" mentioned on the site.