RED ALERT! Homosexuals to infiltrate White House Easter egg roll

[Bluebear]

That's right! Blowhard talk radio "personality" Lester Kinsolving today tipped us off to the plans to homosexualize Easter!!!!! Easter!!!!!1111 That's right, some gayfolk are planning to show up at a FAMILY event that "W" has "always enjoyed". Gays!!! At Easter!!!! Who knows what they will do? What about the children???? Seriesly, please be vigilant around Eastertime, for we have now been alerted to the next distracting wedge issue: THE WAR ON EASTER!

[niyad]

1. some people have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands!

[MuseRider]

2. It must be

all those pastel eggs.

:eyes:

[Initech]

3. Wow, you'd think a holiday centered around a pink bunny rabbit...

who lays chocolate eggs in the middle of the night would be considered homosexual? Wow, who would have thunk it?

:sarcasm:

Oh, wont somebody please think of the children?

[Bluebear]

5. Well, as anyone knows, gay people don't have families.

:sarcasm:

[rucky]

4. Will there be a brunch? n/t

[RumpusCat]

15. More important: will there be mimosas?

No self-respecting queer is gonna be there otherwise! :D

[Servotron]

6. But wouldn't all the rainbow colored eggs be a dead giveaway?

[MuseRider]

7. Ohh pretty eggs and

welcome to DU!

[Bluebear]

8. Glad to have you, Tom Servo. nt

[TaleWgnDg]

9. I can tell !!

This is a communist plot. Yup. Those damn pinko commies! COMMIES, I say! Ooops, it's now "guns, gays, and God?" Oh.

[mitchtv]

10. Oh Please cross post this in GLBT forum

in case things get boring over there

[Bluebear]

13. Your wish, my command. nt

[Swamp Rat]

11. Quick!!! Somebody call Fred Phelps!

:D

[leftstreet]

12. How does Kinsolving even get a WH press pass?

:eyes:

I couldn't believe he brought this up.
Rightwing talking points are getting stranger and stranger.

[Initech]

14. Same way Jeff Gannon got one!

:evilgrin:

[leftstreet]

16. LOL! Oh, you just had to go and put that image in my mind

:puke:

[Initech]

20. Couldnt resist!

:evilgrin:

[teenagebambam]

17. The homosexual agenda has been revealed...

....Easter bonnets for everyone!

[uppityperson]

18. Time to pray the Easter Bunny stays away from my house.

though it would be funny to watch him hop hop hopping and twitching that cute little pink nose

[ClintonTyree]

19. "The first victim of the war on Easter"

From "The New Yorker" Magazine Cartoon Contest

[Obamarama]

21. First order of business will be to replace the Easter Bunny with a gerbil.

Good grief, don't these asshats EVER run out of completely implausible, imaginary threats? I hope the good Mr. Kinsolving aspirates part of a marshmallow Peep.