PHOTO: Never fear, "Condi" is right on top of things!

[Bluebear]

Oh, did you know she speaks RUSSIAN and FIGURE SKATES, too? And she's a DOCTOR, and had an oil tanker ship named after her, but we don't talk about those things anymore. And she FIGURE SKATES!

[Binka]

1. She Looks Like She Is Sitting On The Can

What an uncouth classless witch.

[Kurovski]

19. And what's on that bench straining to keep her rump aloft?

Is it a hot water bottle or a whoopie cushion?

[Cha]

31. LOL! My first

impression was how awkward her legs looked..now I know why!

[AndyA]

2. Rumor has it she also does the Prez.

I guess someone has to, Laura sure doesn't want anything to do with him anymore.

[Binka]

3. Different Instrument Skin Flute n/t

[Kurovski]

11. More like a little plastic whistle, when you get right down to it.

I'm sure it's just as finely tuned of an instrument. No beautiful music for Laura, either.:-( Pathétique.

[Lars39]

4. "Hey! It is not a beauty pageant. It is a scholarship program."

Miss "I'm not going to shuttle back and forth like Warren Christopher" Congeniality.

[madokie]

25. Warren Christopher. I like reading that name, why is that?

at least he was making an attempt and doing a pretty good job of it too.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. AND she speaks russian AND

has great taste in shoes!

[Binka]

6. I Understand She Is A Fabulous Baton Twirler

Hey Condi that dress makes your ass look BIG!

[Kurovski]

14. Packed blue ribbon pickles at the state fair,

and she can re-sole her own Farragamos as well.

That dress makes her look like a fresh, painful hemorrhoid with a humpback.

[Bluebear]

15. You are on a ROLL!

:hi:

[Kurovski]

18. Binka got the ball rolling.

:hi:

[Cha]

32. There was a whole sub-

thread on conjob the other day on how she Didn't even speak Russian, so I now don't know what to think and don't really care enough to research.

[Drum]

7. microphone?

So she sings too maybe? Be still my heart!
:sarcasm:

[Kurovski]

13. I bet she'd tear it up with "The Teddy Bear's Picnic "

If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today, You'd better go in disguise.

Beneath the trees where nobody sees, They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic

If you go down to the woods today, You'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, But safer to stay at home.

Picnic time for Teddy Bears, The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them picnic on their holiday.

See them gaily gad about, They love to play and shout;
They never have any cares;
At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies, Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.

(abridged version, Condi's a busy gal.)

[TomInTib]

8. I suppose she has plenty of time to practice

What with the globe being so tranquil and all.

[Lars39]

9. In another article, she described the song she played

as a 'prayer for peace'. :banghead:

[Bluebear]

10. So THAT'S her diplomatic secret. nt

[Kurovski]

12. "Prayer for piece", as in a bigger piece of the world for the Empire.

[Tulum_Moon]

16. Skank

That is the only word that came to mind!

[Kurovski]

17. Who, me or Condi?

Have you been reading my diary?:-)

[Puglover]

24. I saw the vid of her playing it.

It sounded like a gross dirge.

[mogster]

20. Any chance that we can get her to stick to piano playing

And out of politics?

[oberliner]

21. At least we know she's not gonna sing

Too small to reach the mic.

Maybe they were gonna have George sit on her lap to croon?

[Samurai_Writer]

22. Let's compare her with how real pianists sit...

God, is there NOTHING this woman can do right? I'm a classically trained pianist and former professional musician, and I cringed at that photo. So just for grins, I went out and grabbed some photos of some famous and not so famous pianists sitting at the piano. Shall we compare?


















LOOK! Not ONE has their ass hanging off the back of the bench!

EDITED to add: She's also sitting on a bench that is WAY too low for her!

[malaise]

26. But, but, but

she's a total ass and a war criminal to boot.

[Kurovski]

28. Yep, RadFemFL, like Binka said up-thread...

it looks like Condi's on the can--hiked up skirt and all.

Thanks for photographic proof of how crass her posture is.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Liberaunchy at the piano.

"I wis my hubby George was here"

[Kurovski]

27. Say, I hear she FIGURE SKATES!

In fact, that's one of her old skating costumes from 1981 that she's wearing in the photo.

So lovely, and in every single way that lovliness can be expressed.

[ck4829]

29. "What if Bush was one of us?..."

I can see her performing that.

[Bluebear]

30. Play "Funeral for 40 children", "Condi"!