I'm starting a Friends of Ann Coulter Club

[Norquist Nemesis]

Last night on Hardball, I peeked in out of curiosity and lasted a record breaking 2.5 minutes before changing the channel. During that time, I learned that she believes in attacking the enemy and being nice to friends. But (according to Ann) Liberals attack their friends and are nice to their enemies. :freak: :crazy:

So, I'm inviting everyone to join the "Liberal Friends of Ann Coulter Club". Membership involves a t-shirt with "Proud to be Liberal" on the back and the club name on the front. Also, access to a straight-jacket is required as membership meetings will commence at Coulter appearances. (Electric shock therapy machines are also welcome.)

Let's all be nice to Ann. She can even choose which straight-jacket she'd want to be wearing as she's carried off to the loony bin!

[bronxiteforever]

1. Novackula has sucked her blood dry-she is so pale and thin

the living dead

[Norquist Nemesis]

4. That rules out the electro-shock therapy then

We'd better bring a wooden stake instead. After all, we're just being nice and putting her out of our misery.

[bronxiteforever]

7. bring plenty of garlic!!!

[Minnesota Libra]

2. If you plan on welcoming/attracting mainly liberals I think.........

.....you and Maanthrax Coulter will be very lonely people. Unless of course you're willing to guarantee the electric shock therapy be reserved exclusively for Coulter.:applause:

The whole idea is hilarious though. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. I guess I'll just have to buy her drinks then.

*sigh* (while looking for an outlet for the electro-shock machine...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZAP!)

[Minnesota Libra]

12. OMG, thank you so much for the belly laugh, this is the................

...funniest thing I've seen/heard in a long time.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rock]

5. Maybe you can team up with the Jews For Buchanan

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. Great idea!

Would you volunteer to be Membership Chair, please? First call might be Millionaires for Bush--just a suggestion. :D

[havocmom]

8. Shall I make pie?

:evilgrin:

[Norquist Nemesis]

9. mmmmmmmmmmmm! Yummy!

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

10. My husband couldn't even stomach her for that long.

He turned on "Hardball," saw her and changed the channel. One second, tops.

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. Yes, it was a tough 2.5 minutes. Matthews should have had her

on today and called it "Freaky Friday". Wonder what his ratings were for that one particular show. I'd guess waaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy down.

[Beelzebud]

13. Count me out.

[Norquist Nemesis]

14. I guess I'm just going to have to attack you then!

:spank: You're my friend so I can't be nice to you. :spank:

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. I suggest you make it out of mahogany

It's got a good bit of weight in it, for when you swing it at the Friends.

[Norquist Nemesis]

16. LOL! Perhaps a French theme would be more appropriate

Though I have to admit I'm not sure what a 'French theme' would be. Oh, the hell with it. We'll just all burn flags on the retreat!

[ItNerd4life]

17. This club delivers

I like it. Can we get earmuffs and blinders as well? Also, I like straight jackets, my spouse and I use them when....oops, never mind.

[Norquist Nemesis]

18. Fantastic!

:rofl:

Can you hook us up with some upside down crosses or burning bibles, too?

[spanone]

19. She doesn't deserve our disdain.

[Norquist Nemesis]

20. Oh, come on. Be nice now.

*wink*