"Bushcronium"

[misternormal]

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
"Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75
deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces
called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to
as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element which radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has just as many peons but twice as many
morons.

[LynnTheDem]

1. "isodopes"

:rofl:

[Bad Penny]

2. Brilliant

:rofl:

[neweurope]

3. Recommended *g*

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[sunndown]

4. Kick just 'cause it's funny n/t

[Control-Z]

5. k&r

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