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[Kadie]

US President George W. Bush, seen here during a press conference on 28 July 2006, stressed that a multinational force for war-torn Lebanon must be dispatched swiftly.(AFP/File/Tim Sloan)

[whistle]

1. Was'sa matter, I can't fool you guys twice?

[dave123williams]

2. Well, you KNEW I was a moron when you elected me!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. A Drunk, Retarded, Chickenhawk Coke Addict Can Become President? Who Knew?

[calico1]

4. Dude, where's my drink? n/t

[HughBeaumont]

5. "Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals .. .

I get my back into my livin'
I don't need to fight (well, that's kind of a lie . . .)
to prove I'm right
I don't need to . . . forgive you CAN'T forgive agin . . ."

[Solly Mack]

6. "So I said, gimme a kiss, Tony. Gimme a kiss"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. "I'm just a wide-eyed innocent kid with a desperate need to pee"

"Where's Condi at?"

[The Deacon]

8. Obviously Ms. Merkel is a lesbian.

[Drum]

9. lol! nt

[Monkeyman]

10. What do you mean I lied

[Pokey Anderson]

11. I'm tellin' ya, my hands aren't dirty!

[elehhhhna]

12. Condi, I TOLD you I hadda go to the bathroom !!!

[thereismore]

13. WHO, ME? I didn't do notin'. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. "Whaaaa, yose tought I was smart or sumpin'? Jess lookit me"

[Az_lefty]

15. What an utter fool...

does his "rapture ready" followers know this? There going to be pissed if the bloodshed stops. This guy's gonna screw up their early departure.