Do we really NEED a white house spokesman? I want to hear from bush

[mopaul]

and scott mc lellan is a shitty little spokesman by any standard. all he does is dodge questions and give unbelievable answers and mispronounce the word 'important' as 'im-por-dunt'.

is it some sort of official rule that some little nerdy pudgy looking dork of a hitler youth has to get up everyday and pretend to speak for bush? why isn't it the law that the president himself is his own fucking spokesman? why does a man need a spokesman? i don't have one, where can i get one?

i say we eliminate the position altogether and demand that a man be a man and be his own spokesman, live, unfettered, and unrestricted.

[Swamp Rat]

1. I wish the press would boycott Scotty for one day, by asking silly

questions:

"So tell us Scotty, how is Barney doing?"

"Is he getting along with Beazley?"

"Have they bitten anyone yet?"

"Does the First Lady feed them the "Science Diet" or something else made by Intelligent Design?"

"Are there any White House cats, and if so, do they get along with the White House RATS?"

Ad infinitum until Scotty has an aneurysm.