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LEW Donating Member (809 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:02 PM
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Want a good laugh - Read below
Osama Bin Laden's Personal Message to President Bush:

After hearing that Bush still didn't know whether he was alive, Osama himself decided to send Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.

Finally, with no clue as to its meaning, they asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."


:rofl:

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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:04 PM
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1. ROTFLMAO!!!!
:rofl:
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:04 PM
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2. LOL!!
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:07 PM
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3. That's GREAT! Thanks for my afternoon laugh!
You know what? IT COULD HAPPEN!!!!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:08 PM
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4. Oh thanks!
Spit all over my monitor. Really funny.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:09 PM
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5. LOL!
Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 05:10 PM by cat_girl25
edit: this needs to be in an email so we can spam everybody like the repukes do!
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Feenicks Donating Member (79 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:09 PM
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6. That would have been funnier
if I hadn't spotted the "hello" immediately. I guess I played around on my old TI-30 too much as a kid;)
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:38 PM
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12. Hi Feenicks!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:10 PM
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7. LOL
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:14 PM
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8. Have you ever heard this one?
:hide: :eyes:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:36 PM
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10. you didnt!!!
:rofl:
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:15 PM
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9. I just sent that to my Dad (Mr. conservative)
I'll get a call soon...thanks!:thumbsup:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 05:37 PM
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11. LOL!
I really like this one!
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 06:41 PM
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13. LOL... K&R for a funny!
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