Tired of Pit Bull threads?

[Nutmegger]

Do you constantly sift through GD trying to find a post that's not about Pit Bulls?

Do you feel like you're the only one who is concerned about the world?

Are you tired of Pit Bull related flame-wars?


Do you feel like giving up?


If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you need the official DU Pit Bull Thread Remover©.

You may have never heard of the DU Pit Bull Thread Remover© but it has always existed. This is a quick, concise guide on how to deploy this powerful tool. It's 100% guaranteed!

Step one: Locate the offending Pit Bull thread.

Step two: Once you have located the thread, locate the DU Pit Bull Thread Remover© button. (Image 1.A)



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Step three: Click on the "Forum Listings" hyperlink to return to the forum you were visiting.

Step four: Hit your browser's refresh button (location varies).

Step five: repeat if there is more than one offending Pit Bull thread.



As an added bonus, the DU Pit Bull Thread Remover© works on all types of offending threads. That's right, this power tool you've come to know and love can now be used on other offending threads.

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[beam me up scottie]

1. ROLMAO !!!

:rofl:


edited : recommended.

[Skink]

2. Let me borrow this while I visit Free Republic.

Be right back.

[uppityperson]

3. what about bull pits?

[Nutmegger]

9. Yes! Yes! And Yes!

The beauty of the DU Pitt Bull Remover is that it does not discriminate against a certain topic. The discretion is totally up to the user!

[salvorhardin]

4. but... but... but...

That's censoring free speech! What gives you the right not to read someone's cleverly though out tirade on Pit Bulls? Why are you such a hater?

[Nutmegger]

11. Ultimately that's up to the user of the PBTR.

The PBTR simply provides that option to the user should the time come that it needs to be utilized.

[ForrestGump]

5. Hey! I want my money back!

All the threads about Brad Pitt disappeared.

Now we've just got Crazy Tom and Mad Mel... :-(

[Nutmegger]

12. Sorry no refunds.

However, the PBTR comes complete with instructions on how to reverse its devastating effects.

[ForrestGump]

18. Darn,

that's the pits.

I'm afraid to put it in reverse...last thing we need is even more contributions of pit bull hereabouts.

[flyarm]

6. hysterical!!..haven't read a one of them..but your thread is much needed!!

i am laughing so hard i am crying!!

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

thank you!!

fly

[Mythsaje]

7. LOL

Good advice.

Now I happen to enjoy the pit bull threads...

Well, I DID, until I realized how damn stubborn some people are going to be about it.

[flyarm]

8. k&r...i am still laughing!!! n/t

[madmusic]

10. Not another pit bull thread!

I'm sick of 'em!

[Nikki Stone 1]

13. YES. THANK YOU! But what the F@#% is all this Pitbull crap about?

Are the fundies not beaming them up?

[tyedyeto]

14. Thank you

I also want to know if they will be raptured also with their owners.

[johnfunk]

15. That's it -- I'm HIJACKING this thread and filling it with WIENER DOGS

... and NOTHING CAN STOP ME!









FEAR THE WIENER!!!

[Nikki Stone 1]

19. Such sweet doggies! They should surely be raptured

unless Jesus is a only fan of cats.

[idgiehkt]

16. I've hidden all the pit bull threads that I could find.

So people creeping around behind the scenes on DU better watch out for all the hidden pit bulls.

[marmar]

17. Almost as tired of them as I am of Ann Coulter threads...

Hmm. Ann Coulter, pit bulls? See the similarities?

[Hippo_Tron]

25. I was about to say, what's the difference between Ann Coulter threads

And pit bull threads?

[Nutmegger]

20. A kick

:kick:

[RebelOne]

21. How about cocker spaniel threads?

My son has 3 pit bulls and one cocker spaniel that even more vicious than any pit bull. When I go to visit him with my Rottweiler, she even takes cover from that little doggie.

[NuttyFluffers]

22. can't we just move them back to their own Pitbull dungeon, er forum?

:evilgrin:

[Mr_Spock]

23. lol. It was fun to post repeatedly about how I was bitten on the ASS!

It just sounds funny :rofl:

[Cobalt-60]

24. Woolly Bullies!

I'm always reading about Bullies - but I think perhaps this is not the correct venue!

[Rex]

26. Pit Bulls? Whose side are they on?

I can only support them if they side with us and not the terrierists.