ADOPT A SIGN in Tom DeLay's District:

[elehhhhna]

ADOPT A SIGN

This is Tom DeLay's home district. There are people here who haven't had any educated or original thoughts in a decade.

Please help them. And help Democrats while you're at it.




This is a yard sign. It needs adopting. For a mere $10 donation to Fort Bend Democrats, I will write your name and hometown on the bottom of this sign with a felt-tip marker and plant it safely in the yard of a local Democrat. For many people here, it's the first time they've seen the word "Democratic." For a $20 donation, I will plant the sign, take a picture of it and email you the picture and name of the street where the sign is.

But, that's not all ....

http://www.brazosriver.com/adoptasign.htm

[racaulk]

1. Balls to the wall idea!

I'm going to go make my donation now. I don't think there's any way in H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks that Delay will be reelected, but I'll be glad to pick up a virtual shovel and help dig the virtual grave of his seat in the House.

Thank you for posting this! K&R baby! :)

[elehhhhna]

2. Ki8ck for the morning crowd! COME ON DU! I wan t to see your

screen names plastered all over this town! (Hell, I've seen Tom (burp) DeLay plastered all over SugarLand--not his posters, his own personal boozy self--so let's see some DU LOOOOOOVE!

Not that we citizens pay Fed taxes anymore (LOL,THX GW!) but it IS tax deductable...

[babylonsister]

3. I'm donating...sounds great and Juanita rocks! nt

[Brazosboomer]

4. Love and Fried Okra

Guys - thanks so much for your help. Muse has promised to help me take pictures and give y'all updates.

I'd be proud to add Democratic Underground to the signs but I'm afraid someone would think it was a tombstone marker instead of a campaign sign!

Tom DeLay claims that he's gonna run and win if the courts leave him on the ballot. From where? Virginia?

[elehhhhna]

6. Couldja just add a "du"? It'll confuse local cReeps-- they'll think it's

French or read it as "DUH". PLEASE?

[Pool Hall Ace]

5. Wow -- this is a great idea!

Is the Republican Women's Club really called the Belles of Heaven? That is so :puke:-worthy.

[elehhhhna]

7. It suspect the Belles exist in the waky world of (j)Wanita's imagination.

[Brazosboomer]

8. The Belles of Heaven Republican Women's Club

The Belles are real, but they call themselves another name. This might help you understand a little more about them ---

http://www.brazosriver.com/baking.htm You can read about one of their monthly meetings. It's pretty darned funny.

[elehhhhna]

9. Holy Frist on a Stick, Juanita! Scary stuff...

Is calling their club "Spirit of Freedom" a tacit acknowledgement that Freedom is DEAD?

More like Hell's Belles.

[mimitabby]

11. done!

[muse]

13. And not one word of that story is a lie

I swear, this is what we are dealing with in Fort Bend County. It's not enough that we were afflicted with DeLay-verticulosis FOREVER, but we seriously have these other goofy Republicans in elected county office to deal with.

Surprisingly - !!! - they are all puffy white men.

Nooky's Bakery is for real. There is even a billboard.

And "ta-ta" cupcakes. Well, kids, that is only a small taste of what this place offers. Think bigger and better mouth-watering items.

[elehhhhna]

10. kick

[Brazosboomer]

12. Go, Go, Go!

Guys - this is so great! I've got a 4 crews of volunteers to put out signs this weekend. Next Monday morning, the Republicans around here will wake up in a new world! Thanks for all you're doing to help.

And, in case you haven't heard, it appears that we will be running against Tom DeLay. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4084035.html

[sonias]

15. Great idea Brazosboomer

Hon, this is your dream come true. I want a sign!

Sonia

[Rosco T.]

14. I've had more than a few of these sent to the area also...

www.cafepress.com/democatic