So is the American Taliban still awaiting the rapture this week?

[Beelzebud]

I swear I'd love to have a hidden camera in all of their houses to video tape the looks of profound disappointment on their faces when Jesus doesn't come for them. :D

[Options Remain]

1. tomorrow

according to a DUer's neighbor. (cant remember who)

[Nickster]

2. SWEET! I'm getting a big house and a fancy sports car this week then!

All them folks a-gittin raptured, there should be plenty of stuff for me to help myself with! WOO HOO, I always wanted a mansion! Hey is this what they mean by trickle down economics? They buy all the stuff and then we get trickled on when they get raptured? :-)

[Debau2005]

4. JavaMan's neighbor Phil

predicted that the rapture would be tomorrow.

[Beelzebud]

5. Wow tomorrow?!? I have a few things I need to do then.

:D lol

[Debau2005]

8. Here is the link!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1745631

[mcscajun]

6. I thought it was August 2nd or 3rd that was supposed to be the big day...

Any way you slice it, both those days are going to be DAMNED HOT! Helluva time for a Rapture, if you ask me. All Puns Intended, except where prohibited by law. Offer may expire. :)

[WolverineDG]

3. My hat is off to the DUer who

came up with "The Rapture was last week. Sorry you missed it" bumpersticker. :thumbsup:

dg

[NoAmericanTaliban]

7. I'm sure they are praying for it right now mixing up some cool-aid

Talk about distortion & delusional. I like the way they changed it from having to actually be in the middle east to get beamed up to heaven to you can be anywhere so long as the shit happens there. Typical chickenhawk mind set. Be a real pisser if they get beamed up and find Jews or the Pope in charge. Even better muslims :smile:

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. I need to find some old clothes to

put on the ground, with some Air America bags, and to really make it confusing, some stars of david, Buddhas and half moons.

;-)

[Beelzebud]

10. Yeah that would be hilarious.

[TrogL]

11. they moved it to August 4th.

40 days after "things got started in the Middle East"

[yorkiemommie1]

12. Humanists offer cash for rapture victims

http://www.cfiwest.org/info/Rapture.htm

The Center for Inquiry-West is making an unprecedented offer to their fundamentalist fellow citizens: Live out your last days in cash-rich comfort before the Rapture hits.



“We’ve been hearing about the coming Rapture for years now, so we decided to earmark thousands of dollars for the purchase of cars, boats, houses and other valuable assets,” said Center for Inquiry-West Executive Director James Underdown. “ We will pay 10¢ on-the-dollar for people’s (soon-to-be) meaningless earthly possessions -- to anyone who truly believes the rapture is at hand.”

[madinmaryland]

13. I thought it was last week...

But they are all still here!

:grr:

[liberalmuse]

14. One can only hope.

I know I'm waiting for it. Unfortunately, reality-based persons know that there will never come a day when the stupidity meter on this planet drastically drops due to a bunch of assholes being whisked up to heaven. :(