operation X is a go? Do not read this thread unless you are at alpha level

[Botany]

Shred the Lettuce ..... repeat Shred the Lettuce



There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes,
Another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Agent Man.
Secret Agent Man.
They've given you a number.
And taken away your name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face may hide an evil mind.
Ooh be careful what you say.
Or you give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

[ret5hd]

1. I'm a level 3 alpha...

i hardly even cast a shadow.

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Dang it! I clicked on it and read it before I realized I was at Beta Level

[Road Scholar]

10. Poor me. yep, omega

:nopity:

[Botany]

13. you are promoted

[Road Scholar]

14. Woo hoo!!!!!!!! Thanks. Wow.

[Catch22Dem]

3. The light shines in the rabbit hole

Get the lost gopher and find air in the flue.

[donco6]

4. Oh my God . . . the Aspens, the Aspens!

They're turning, turning . . . oh what a world what a world.

[Botany]

12. Welcome agent donco6

proceed w/ the mission

[EC]

5. The half chief is dead

and we have them where we want them...Green men team 2 can start gearing up.

[peekaloo]

6. Why oh why aren't we Omegas ever given the first shot?

:evilfrown:

[ret5hd]

11. well, look at the fiasco you omega's made of "Operation Candystriper"...

Newt, not Bill! How many times did we have to say it? NEWT, NOT BILL!

[peekaloo]

18. oh, that........

:rofl:

[Oldtimeralso]

7. above top secret

I have the ultimate security rating, (the same as shrub) it is BBR. Burn Before Reading

[Botany]

15. When the loon calls .... take action

[newswolf56]

22. For that you have to be cleared for Ridiculous...

with a special endorsement for Latrine-o-grams.

[cry baby]

8. aspen farts blow upwind.

[stepnw1f]

9. Comma, comma, dash, 3

Pencil in the sharpner

[OffWithTheirHeads]

16. Hey agent Mike, you checkkin this out?

I already ask everyone who leaves a message on my cellphone to say hi to you. What more do you want? My brothers, sisters, aunts, nephews friend is the #2 guy in Al Quida? Kill Him Now!

[Wilms]

17. That was close!

I began the PROJECT X protocol when I realized it's OPERATION X.

No worries, though. The escape algorithm worked, and Operation X software is online now.

[Botany]

19. you didn't download the software online did you?

The NSA has a super virus planted in that site.

[Wilms]

20. No way. I got orders to meet one of our agents at an undisclosed resort.

He gave me the file on a 5 1/4 inch floppy. :rofl: It looks so harmless. :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

21. Ardvarks are rounding the pit

[Redstone]

23. Freeps, don't pay any attention to this. It's just another false alarm.

Really.

Redstone

[NEDem]

24. 112358132134

I repeat 112358132134

[Botany]

25. OMG

That is the launch code



once fired ...... bush will not finish his term .....
are you sure you want to issue the order?

[wovenpaint]

26. Leaping lemurs are hidden in the eye of the storm

look in here....http://www.sfzoo.org/cgi-bin/exhibits.py?ID=24

[Nikki Stone 1]

27. Dammit, I'm all the way down the Greek alphabet. But I have lettuce...

Does that count?

[mcscajun]

28. Feckless amadans are standing in the moonlight.

Message repeats: Feckless amadans are standing in the moonlight.

Tune all radios to assigned frequencies.

Message Ends.

[Richard D]

29. I'm not even a beta . . .

. . . should I kill myself now?