Ouch,

[madokie]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment."

And then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew
my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K., I can hire you right now. The
Hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job." the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you
coming in for that."

[Poll_Blind]

1. Almost a groaner but still funny! Thanks! N/T

PB

[gratuitous]

2. Oh, and don't look out the window in the morning

We save that for the afternoon.

[elehhhhna]

3. If he had no balls they'd assign him to COngress, silly!

[BuyingThyme]

4. Thank you.

[Rainbowreflect]

5. A friend email me this joke today.

Funny how they go around!

Have you seen this one?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4613943