New Osama bin Laden tape; Where's the terror alert system?

[Earth_First]

Bueller...? Bueller...?



Oh that's right!

[Jara sang]

1. I think they want you to be shitting bricks right now.

Which one is that? Orange?

[tridim]

2. No, that's "heckuvajob" brownie level

[Eurobabe]

3. It's here...

[asjr]

4. And I thought all that secret NSA spying has

captured many terrorists. I guess they can just give it up now since it doesn't seem to work.

[CTD]

5. Every "al Quida" tape says exactly what Bush's critics are saying

Nice technique.

Have Big Bad Osama spout the same lines the administration's critics are using and the simple-minded sheeple all go "Baaa.. Those liberals are siding with the enemy. We must support the administration or else we're with the terrorists."

This message seems as blatantly written by the administration as the pre-election Cheney-in-a-robe-with-a-fake-beard tape telling us all to vote for Kerry.

[undeterred]

6. Here ya go!

[mmonk]

7. It's not November yet.