What has Osama been doing up until now?

[ck4829]

Maybe he was getting some sun at the Terrorist Shelter, the one right next to the Tax Shelter that Pat Robertson and Halliburton use, you know the one in the Cayman Islands.

What do you think he was doing?

[niyad]

1. sunning himself at the bin laden place next to the pig farm, f course!!

[FreedomAngel82]

11. Remember Tora Bora

[NanceGreggs]

2. Playing golf in Scotland ...

... with Jack Abramoff.

[kenny blankenship]

3. They say he lives on the top floor

of a big hotel casino in Vegas, and never comes out.

[John Q. Citizen]

4. Waiting until the Dems started a concerted effort to bust bush!

He's in semi retirement, but they pull him out if they think they need him

[TahitiNut]

5. Bumping uglies with the twins on some noisy dance floor.

:shrug:

[undeterred]

6. He's done a couple of guest appearances on LOST and Desperate Housewives

but other than that, just chillin' out.

[Skidmore]

7. Sorting his bellybutton lint into coded jars.

[lady lib]

8. I heard he delivers pizzas for a Dominoes in Jersey.

Hmmmm, so that explains the domestic wiretapping....
:evilgrin:

[bklyncowgirl]

9. Chillin' with Cheney in the Vice Bunker

They play cards every Tuesday.

[FreedomAngel82]

10. I remember seeing a video

that I have on one of my data discs and it's of a report from ABC and they're showing the Saudi government taking some guy who they claim "is a key person in the 'war on terror.'" They claimed some foreign name but if you look at the video it looks like BinLadin. When the camera got close to this person (they had to carry him off the plane and push him in a wheel chair) this person hid their nose which I found quite weird.

[LoKnLoD]

17. Probably the fake Bin Laden Pre Election 2004

The one with the big nose:

[leftofthedial]

12. clearing brush and swimming laps at Crawford

banging the twins

[Javaman]

13. eating lots of twinkies...n/t

[carolinalady]

14. polling n/t

[mattclearing]

15. Chilling in his West Virginia bunker, watching the Daily Show. n/t

[porphyrian]

16. He's been sitting in Pakistan. - n/t

[BiggJawn]

18. Watchin' the Game, having a Bud....

True....True....

[NV Whino]

19. Moldering in his grave

He's been dead for coming on to 5 years now.