OH CRAP! Am I in trouble??? Things I googled last week...

[Jo March]

Well, the gubmit wants Google's records from last week. They want to see what folks are googling.

I spend a lot of time on Google as do most Americans. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm in trouble. I started to think about all of the things that I googled last week.

What do you think? Will I be carted off to the secret prisons in Europe for these searches:

• Bush AND Gannon AND kinky White House sex
  
• Bush AND Gannon AND Rove AND sordid love triangle
  
• Bush AND forced abortion
  
• Bush AND AWOL AND Alabama dental records
  
• Bush AND Abramoff AND Rove AND jealously
  
• Rove AND Abramoff AND kinky White House sex
  
• Pickles AND lithium
  
• Pickles AND horse tranquilizers
  
• Pickles AND huffing
  
• Pickles AND distilling AND rubbing alcohol
  
• Cheney AND torture AND small woodland animals
  
• NSA AND Stalin
  
• NSA AND penis envy
  
• NSA AND never dated in high school
  

I'm really hoping that I don't get in trouble.

Has anyone else been googling for topics that could get you arrested? I'd hate to be in jail by myself. :cry:

[truebrit71]

1. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[niyad]

2. not to worry, you are going to have LOTS of company!!

[cdb]

3. excellent!! LOL! n/t

[BushOut06]

4. LOL, I googled Bush Cheney sex - I'm fucked now

[Connie_Corleone]

5. I'll be in jail too.

I'm trying to remember what naughty things I googled last week?

:freak:

[Jo March]

10. Oh, you won't have to remember.

They'll help beat the memories back into your head.

:scared:

[donco6]

6. I couldn't get past the picture of Rove and Gannon.

Rove having sex. :scared:

[Turbineguy]

7. "never dated in high school"

that one will surely put you on the watch list.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

8. totally recommended

for best laugh of the day

[Jo March]

13. Oh, sure. You laugh now

Just wait until I tell them that I marched with you in DC!!

:evilgrin:

[PuraVidaDreamin]

16. they already know!

hee hee hee

[Jo March]

21. You are so right!

:rofl:

[Jo March]

22. You are so right!

:rofl:

[kenny blankenship]

9. Are you in trouble? Well, let me ask you this...

do you live in the United States?

If "yes", you are in lots of trouble.

[Jo March]

12. I do! I live in the US!

Well, I could stand to lose a little weight and I'm always saying how I don't get out of the country...

If you're ever in a secret prison camp in Europe, be sure to ask for Arnie.

[SW FL Dem]

11. LOL

I spent some time last week nostalgically thinking of lost loves thanks to a post in the lounge. I don't think my searches will get me arrested but they could cause some trouble in my marriage if hubby finds out about them.

[Jo March]

18. Lost loves, huh? Don't you mean lost terrorist loves?!?

Don't try to hide your guilt, SW FL Dem. We know what you were doing. This "lost loves" network is associated with Al Queda (or however those terraists spell their names!)!

Lost loves, my ass.

;)

[Hardrada]

14. I'll bet those neocons google kinky sites.

They can just go and arrest themselves.

[Gato Moteado]

15. jail? you're off to gitmo.

how dare you insinuate such horrible things about our fearless commander in chief, his administration, and his lovely, compassionate, highly intelligent and charismatic wife?

hell they might forget gitmo and send you straight to abu gharaib. and, who would blame them?

from this day on, legal google searches will include things like:
bush AND fearless leader
bush AND wiretapping US citizens without a warrant is legal
cheney AND integrity
rove AND is AND innocent
jack abramoff AND is AND innocent
clinton AND very bad

[Jo March]

24. Clinton AND very very very bad

I think that one would get you a doubleplusgood rating from the NSA!

:thumbsup:

[savemefromdumbya]

17. Is he going to snoop on Dogpile too?

[Jo March]

32. I haven't heard if they will or not

Google is so large and I guess that's why they selected it.

Stupid NSA. Stupid *.

[ClayZ]

38. Snoop on Dogpile? I think that is what this means:

[Jo March]

43. LOL!

:spray: :rofl:

[savemefromdumbya]

73. we are screaming with laughter here!

Good screensaver?
:rofl:

[acmavm]

DAMMIT!! I'm at work and I just found your post. Even tho

I'm on my lunch hour, these people don't seem the liberal type to me. And here I sit. Laughing my ass off at your post.

Just beware of strangers.

[Jo March]

25. You're laughing?!? "First they came for Arnie..."

but since I wasn't a liberal suburban housewife, I said nothing."

[glitch]

40. Now that's twice in one thread you made me burst out in loud laughter.

Good thing I work out of my home, but you are disturbing my cat. :rofl:

[Jo March]

46. I hate to tell you but your cat's in on this as well

Haven't you noticed the little camera in the collar? The tail - bent in a certain angle that just happens to catch radio waves? :radio:

Wake up before it's too late.

[glitch]

47. This explains why she follows me everywhere. Even her accomplice, the dog

follows me when I leave the house!
Laughter keeps you young and healthy and smart. Thank you for doing your part to keep us healthy and alert!

[Jo March]

58. I try to do my part.

Being young and healthy will help you in the camps.

[Jeanette in FL]

19. I googled carrot cake recipes today

and on some of the pages were recipes for yellow cake. Uh-oh, I might be joining you all real soon. LOL

[Jo March]

28. Yellow cake?!? You googled for YELLOW CAKE?

Oh, it is ALL over with for you, Jeanette in FL (if that is your real name)!

[ewoden]

20. You think you're screwed . . .

I Googled "Constitution of the United States" AND "Bill of Rights"

Shoot I'm public enemy number one after that!!!!!

[cboy4]

23. LOL!!! You won't be alone....

I googled Bush Administration and you're all going to prison so start greasing up all of your asses.

[Jo March]

26. Maybe I'll try to make a deal

Tell them that I know Abramoff? :shrug:

[linazelle]

27. What? Google's records are being subpeonaed? When did that

happen? Why? Got a link?

[Jo March]

30. Here's the link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2050453

[Gregorian]

29. Hahaha! I've been waiting for the "what I Googled" posts.

World's most boring job- NSA

[Pacifist Patriot]

34. Not the ones who get to spend their day at DU.

;)

[mikelgb]

31. Guilty.

I googled: Dick eats out Bush over Harriet Miers

[Pacifist Patriot]

33. I suspect the following would raise some eyebrows...

"bush" "dick" "juvenile behavior"

[ClayZ]

35. LOL Now you scared me...

Some men came to the door and I ran.

I sent my husband to answer it. They just wanted to know if we needed some yard work done.

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm running underground with the moles
Digging in holes

Green Day Lyrics
Song: Paranoia

[Vinca]

36. Probably all 80,000+ of us will be hauled off to "Gitmo."

Just as well. It'll be the closest thing to a vacation I've had in years.:rofl:

[Rainscents]

37. No, don't worry...

However, if I were my ex-boyfriend (republican...he is sick bi), I would worry. He was always on internet looking at men4mennow site, pron site, putting ad on at gay sit. I found out all this at the end of our relationship. He was very mean too.

[glitch]

39. I knew clicking on this post would make me

:rofl: Thanks for this, I needed it!

[Jo March]

48. I'll cling to your joy as they cart me off to Gitmo

It will help me to stand up against the torture. x(

[yorkiemommie1]

41. too funny!!

thanks!

[tridim]

42. Does anyone think for a minute they're not monitoring DU?

Forget Google searches.. Sorry to state the obvious, but if you post here you're an enemy of the state in their minds. It's just a matter of massaging the Patriot Act and then they can consider us enemy combatants AKA "disruptors".

[Jo March]

51. Sure they monitor DU - well, Agent Mike does!

Hi, Agent Mike! :hi:

[Raster]

44. Hmm.... what you didn't Google is more telling that what you did.

For example, you did NOT Google:

• Bush* AND Pickles AND kinky White House sex
  
• Bush* AND Pickles AND horse tranquilizers AND kinky White House sex
  
• Bush* AND Pickles AND penis envy
  
• White House AND penis envy
  
• White House AND penis envy AND kinky White House Sex
  
• Pickles AND Gannon AND Abramoff AND kinky White House sex

Must I continue...? And if we are going to do secret prisons in Europe, I have dibs on Amsterdam.

[Jo March]

60. I also didn't google "Allah be praised" and "the great Satan, America"

Do you think there's still time? If I've gotta go out, I might as well go out big.

[Generic Other]

75. Don't forget Bush milking a horse

This thread is hilarious.

[samhsarah]

45. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Carni]

49. We should do searches in mass of this type daily

George Bush with mule in tijuana
George Bush Karl Rove sex tapes
George Bush proof he molests animals
Bin Laden on CIA payroll
Bin Laden and George W bush business ventures

and so on--wouldn't that be a hoot for the whitehouse to look at millions of those types of searches!

[Jo March]

56. Hmm...loading NSA with a bunch of useless red herring searches?

I don't think that would be a good idea. <wink wink> We should NEVER do anything like that! <nudge nudge>

[Carni]

62. Oh I agree!

I CERTAINLY didn't mean to imply that was my intention! Heavens no!

We must be ever vigilant ;)

[Jo March]

66. Ever.vigilant.

That's us!

O8)

[jeanarrett]

50. LOL at my desk. Glad the boss is gone. You forgot

Pickles AND horse tranquilizers AND large horses

[Jo March]

52. Well, great. Now we're BOTH in trouble

x(

[jeanarrett]

53. Shoot, I meant mules not horses.

[EFerrari]

54. We can't let that happen!

What about

Jeb and Miguel Recarey

Laura Bush and homicide

Cheney and deferments

Rumsfeld and Saddam

Condi Rice and PDB

Bush Administration and Big Pharma

NSA and cowardly losers

[Jo March]

59. Oh, you're just asking for it now

:evilgrin:

[d_b]

55. Nothing beats my

Bush Vs Tubgirl.

[greiner3]

57. Through google alerts;

I have a daily email alert whenever the words 'bush and death' occur. If I'm not NSA'ed, then they aren't looking too hard.

[Jo March]

69. Wow. It's been nice knowing ya.

I think they'll get you before they get me.

:hi:

;)

[Gelliebeans]

61. Don't worry dear,

We allllll will be there. I'll bring the salad and dessert, it's gonna be a long wait :evilgrin:

[Jo March]

67. Just don't mention Project X

No matter how much they torture you!

x(

[Gelliebeans]

80. Did you see this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2380471

I stuck them in my bookmarks ;) just in case :evilgrin:

[Rex]

63. Get ready for the BFEE secret torture chamber far, far away.

Maybe they will let us all be political prisoner roomies. Call it Cell Block DU.

[DarkTirade]

64. As long as they don't trace back the 'hot naked sheep' back to me...

I swear, I was really drunk and it made sense at the time...
(for those of you who can't tell, I'm joking. I'm not attracted to sheep...



... goats are much hotter.)

[Jo March]

68. Welcome to DU, DarkTirade

I think that somewhere they do have a special cell block for us all here on DU.

[EFerrari]

71. I think hot naked sheep Karl Rove

might get you some attention. :)

[DarkTirade]

77. Or, worse yet, pictures. *shudder*

[MODemocrat]

65. There's nothing threatening about your searches

I really feel the pubs get their sexual satisfaction from spying on our private lives; Clinton kept them so happy for 12 years because they could spy on every thing he'd ever done in his lifetime.
To think Reid apologized to them for speaking the truth! :argh:

[lpbk2713]

70. I just did a Google image search on "miserable failure"

I got 565 hits.

Guess who's mug came up in most of the images?


























(Dumbya, take your Google records subpoena and blow it out yer ass)

[Warren DeMontague]

72. I googled "Stop Using My Tax Dollars For Your Bullshit Porn War"

Oh, and "Bush Eats Poo".

[NativeTexan]

74. Well, if they DON'T cart you off....

...to those secret European Prisons....SOMEONE needs to send you off to "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR-Anonymous"....LOL

[Jo March]

78. .

:evilgrin:

[rumpel]

76. Dental records? LOL

[Jo March]

79. Hey! * got his gums cleaned for our freedoms!

He sniffed laughing gas over there so we wouldn't have to sniff it over here.