Lindsey Lohan takes shooting lessons for Iraq trip

[sabra]

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/story.asp?j=101518934&p=yxy5y93x8&n=101519405&x=

Lohan takes shooting lessons for Iraq trip

Lindsay Lohan is taking gun-handling lessons so she can feel supremely confident when she visits US troops in Iraq.

The flame-haired actress is secretly planning a trip to entertain the troops in the Middle East with US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton - and she's likely to arm herself.

She says: "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range… and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons.

"He says if I'm going to go there (Iraq) I should really know how to shoot."

:crazy:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

1. How is she secretly planning something when it's in the paper? n/t

[im10ashus]

2. Is she REALLY that dumb?

And her handlers too? They will NEVER give her a gun to carry around in Iraq. She should enlist, if that's what she wants to do. What a waste of space between her ears.

[marmar]

3. Oh good Lord...

like Iraqis don't have enough reasons to hate America. Now we're forcing Lindsay Lohan on them?

[MrCoffee]

4. WHY IS THIS NEWS????

Please tell me why, in the screaming gay hell, we should give two shits about this non-story?

[acmavm]

5. Jeez, she's an Army of one.

[slestak]

7. more like "an Army of DUH" n/t

[KingFlorez]

6. Secretly planning?

Uh, it's not exactly a secret now that this paper has told it

[Ian_rd]

8. Maybe she can lead a Special Forces team against the terrorists.

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

9. "I'm going to Disneyland!"

It's pathetic to see people whose perceptions of reality are entrapped in a mental Disneyland - where a woman's highest aspiration is to marry a Prince, where royalty is wonderful, and where privation and the slaughter of Native Americans is called "Adventureland."

[ileus]

10. actress is secretly planning a trip??? really.

[Vidar]

11. I feel safer already.

[VOX]

12. It's all PR crap; she's just trying to shed the party-girl image. n/t

[CoffeeCat]

13. She's not going to Iraq...

...she's going into the fortified walls of the Green Zone--where she will dine on lobster and her choice of fine wines.

Please.

[zcflint09]

14. Make Lindsay fight

With all those shooting lessons, she should be prepared to enlist. What a total ditz...

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. She thinks she's Marilyn or Ann-Margret

She wants to go over there, dress in the white flowing dress like Monroe, and impress all the troops.

She's totally delusional.

[Tyler Durden]

16. Help me, Jesus.

The world has gone out of its fucking MIND.

[zbdent]

17. "Honestly, I didn't realize it would go off!"

as she is questioned about the accident which killed Hillary Clinton ...

The distraught Lohan, through her publicist, informed her fan(s) that she would be taking time off to recuperate in the Caribbean, specifically, a numbered bank account in the Cayman Islands ...

[evox]

18. she's got no one to entertain here

she's probably not happy at all over here, she's sick of life, which is why she has a twisted mind. She thought "i might as well carry a gun in iraq, distract some people, entertain a few guys, and maybe if im lucky i'll get killed"

[w4rma]

19. Good. When she gets back hopefully she'll be more in touch with reality.nt