Caption this pic of Sen. Rick Santorum

[Kadie]

U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., right, is greeted by Johnstown, Pa., Mayor Don Zucco, left, as he makes a campaign stop in Central Park in downtown Johnstown, Pa., Wednesday, Aug. 9, 2006. (AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)

[FSogol]

1. This youngster is enjoying the city's summer Special Education Program

[helderheid]

18. my favorite! Laughed out loud!

[malaise]

2. Come get your

Koolaid here.

[Historic NY]

3. "I can do this, or I can do this",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ...............

and no it not this big.

[Aviation Pro]

4. Pee-Wee lives!

...

[PRETZEL]

7. actually more like Woody from Toy Story......n/t

[smokey nj]

5. I just had some man-on-dog action, and I feel GREAT!!!!

[MrCoffee]

36. "And they call it Puppy Love"

[porphyrian]

6. "New York, New Yooooooooooooork...!" - n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

8. We're having a Dead Fetus Party!

--p!

[lumpy]

9. What a doof.

Proof that any asshole can make it to the Senate.

[im10ashus]

10. "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens."

:-)

[Jack from Charlotte]

11. "I always wanted to check out the locker room at The Ice Capades."

[unpossibles]

12. "I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking!" n/t

[GOPBasher]

24. Perfect. n/t

[WI_DEM]

13. Is he auditioning for Bravo's Queer eye?

[shain from kane]

14. What a frothy mess I am! n/t

[TexasLawyer]

15. "First day with my new brain! Wheeee!"

[PA Democrat]

16. See, I do too live in Pennsylvania.

I've been sleeping on the bus for the past week.

[Janice325]

17. I really don't have a caption, BUT, my first impression is that

is the nelliest guy I've seen in quite a while. He looks like he's about to go "Wheeeee" and start flying. (Please don't flame me, that's just the first thing that came to my mind, 'kay?I know I'm being stereotypical, but Santorum is a hypocrite. I don't like hypocrites, especially homophobic ones).

[partylessinOhio]

19. I remember Howdy Doody in that same pose.

Gosh he looks too stupid to be anywhere in government let alone the Senate.

[skids]

30. Those younger might remember PeeWee Herman that way, too n/t

[Janice325]

32. Oh my god!!!

He does look like Howdy Doody with that pose! (Dear Lord, I'm certainly showing my age!)

[Sequoia]

20. Even the loosers, get yucky sometimes.

[Jacobin]

21. I still have trouble believing that Pennsylvania voted this guy in

:shrug:

[GOPBasher]

22. Dude, that quote on your sig line by Scalia...

Holy friggin crap! How fucking insane is that asshole?

Sorry about the irrelevance. Just saw that quote for the first time and nearly shit myself.

[Jacobin]

33. He's certifiable

Gotta love those Opus Dei guys!!

[GOPBasher]

23. Ummm I TOTALLY don't like gaaayyyyy people............

Now come skip with me!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Hand]

25. Off the subject: What the hell is that thing in his left hand????

Anyone? Anyone? I've been trying to figure this out for the last ten minutes (Who, me? A life?) and I'm baffled. :wtf:

[Kadie]

28. Looks like sunglasses to me.

:hi:

[Hand]

35. Ah, yes, perhaps...

The standard "Asshole Sunglasses" so beloved of Repukes everywhere.

[sakabatou]

26. "I shall dance my way to take this state back into the Dark Ages!"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

27. "When you're full of Shit, I recommend Fleet Enemas"

[yellowcanine]

29. "If I had a brain I would know I am being an idiot."

[CatWoman]

31. MAMMY!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

34. "HEYYYYY...that is the best weed I've seen in days dude, WOW"