stopbush
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:18 PM
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What Do They Do When Joe Refuses To Vacate His Office in January? |
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Do the call the Sergeant-at-arms? Do they call a couple of goons to drag him away, kicking and screaming, "I know how to better use that office to serve the people who don't follow any political party! I know where all of the outlets are?" Does he pull a Steve Martin in "The Jerk," grabbing lamps and paperweights on his way out ("all I need is this paperweight... and this magic marker...and this signed picture of W...")?
If Joe's behavior today is any indication, there's a crazy person incident brewing down the road.
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Cleita
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:21 PM
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1. What if he's so pissed, he leaves before his term is up? |
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It's possible considering that he is acting somewhat looney.
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:35 PM
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2. Shit, he's just gonna start his own government |
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:37 PM
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3. Two guys, one on each side to lift him. He will be in that "on his knees" |
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:42 PM
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4. Remember the Star Trek skit on SNL? |
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Where they literally dismantled the set out from under Shatner but he stil refused to leave? I think Loserman's entire self image is based on his senatorial position and it's easy to imagine a total meltdown when he is forced to vacate the premeses. I saw him on TV a couple times today and he appears to be dancing very close to the edge already. We need a public breakdown since we were denied seeing Gibson's and I can't think of one I'd like to see more than Loserman. Well there is one and I think his time is coming very soon too.
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:45 PM
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5. They'll set up a fake FOX News booth across the street w/ cameras. |
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Joe'll be out of that office lickety-split.
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Wed Aug-09-06 10:56 PM
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6. Send in the FBI to clear out all his papers. n/t |
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Wed Aug-09-06 11:03 PM
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7. Nail the door shut and rent a cement mixer. |
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Wed Aug-09-06 11:39 PM
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8. I can see him barricaded in there with maybe a |
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hostage staffer or two. The Capitol Police may need some assistance from the DC cops. He won't go without a fight.
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