Donnie Rumsfield and General Peter Puff are on the case now!

[Hubert Flottz]

Gawd I feel SAFE! They did so well planning the war in Iraq and all...

[malaise]

1. CSpan is way more fun

this morning.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Switching to Cspan now.

I'm so scared that if I push one of these buttons on my TV remote something horrible will happen.

[rodeodance]

2. what case?

[Hubert Flottz]

6. A great "Terra-ist" raid involving a giant host of evil doers, is now

in progress! AND...we are being plotted on as I type!

[tanyev]

3. Hey, Rummy, shoot-down orders have to go through you, remember?

Keep a phone handy.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Leave your Bag Balms and your Vapo Rubs at home!"

"Sweating, whizzing, wheezing, or whining, will not be permitted on board any commercial aircraft...I SAID NO LIQUID...this means y'all."

[opihimoimoi]

4. Shock and Awe Rummy is on the case??? Lemme put on my flak

jacket/err/bullet proof vest....

We will soon see nekkid peeps at them airports....strip searches will be the order of the day.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "nekkid peeps at them airports"

If we see that we might just as well plan on flying UNITED! SEE...Bush is a Uniter! He has united the entire middle east in a plot. I'm too scared to go to the store!

[C_U_L8R]

5. Sounds like we sure need Marshall Law

(not)

[Hubert Flottz]

7. We already have Major malfunction and General F??K up!

I hope we didn't give Israel all of our smart weapons, like a bunch of dumb asses! If we just Nuke England we will get the right evil doers! If we kill all the innocents that's okay, because they were prolly helping the bad guys!

[treestar]

9. Yeah, let's bomb England now! Terrorists are hiding among the

civilians! Using them as human shields!

Terra, terra, terra!

This is huge!!!!1111 I'm series!!!!11111

[Hubert Flottz]

11. The aspens are in full whammy, their roots are intwined before

it's time...The deep defication is directed directly at the oscillating rotater...do not...repeat do not...take off your shoes...avoid all jellies, jams and juices and proceed to sektor tango for more instructions...project X is a go...repeat...is a go...that is all..........

[DemonFighterLives]

10. Field Marshal Von Rumsfeld at least knows where they are

They are to the E, W, S and N somewhat.
:dem:

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Watch for the guys with the Jelly Rolls or Jelly Donuts

Trust no other human beings and be VERY afraid...this is not a drill.

[mikeytherat]

13. I need a ruling here: is it only JELLY Rolls and Doughnuts?

What if the guy is carrying a bear claw, a honey bun or, God forbid, a cruller?

mikey_the_rat

PS
It is a cold day for pontooning.
Repeat. A cold day for pontooning.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Pontooning, or poontanging, will not be tolerated.

No peanut butter and jelly! No dippity doo, orgy butters, whipped cream, honey, or hot dam and do not barff! Avoid all eye contact!