BooScout
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:09 AM
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You read it here first folks. We now have the infamous non-attack of the Fizzy Drinks.
May god save us all.:tinfoilhat:
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 AM
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1. I think New Coke and Coca-Cola Black qualify as WMD. |
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Weapons of Marketing Disasters.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 AM
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We could have learned that the terrorists "STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS, AND THEN THEY BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED!" - Willy Wonka
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:17 AM
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5. I saw the oompa loompas on air this morning announcing. |
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:rofl: Homeland Destruction czar chertoff and torture guru gonzales were all a fritter.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:23 AM
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OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE OOMPA LOOMPA what would you do? gallons and gallons of fizzy drink and pop rocks boarding the plane ........
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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6. they win NOTHING! They lost! GOOD DAY SIR! |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:14 AM
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3. A friend e-mailed me that his boss won't be allowed to fly anymore.... |
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since they'll probably be banning douche bags!
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:15 AM
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4. If they do that..........then there is a God. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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7. Does seltzer water qualify? |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:19 AM
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8. AMERIKA: WHER THOSE MENTOS IN YOUR POCKET ARE TICKET TO GITMO |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 AM
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9. Ya gotta love the Brits..... |
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They are now handing out sandwiches and tea to those in the ques at Heathrow.:toast:
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
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ONLY TERRORISTS USE HAIR GEL!!!
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM
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Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM by undergroundpanther
Am I gonna have to wash out the "liberty spikes" in my mowhawk,Damn it takes me a hour to spike my hawk up.. does that mean my hair is now a weapon..I can't fly with a spiked mowhawk..LOL..Sigh Always called a terrorist but I do nothing terrible..Oh well..
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