MichaelHarris
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:48 AM
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I've turned into a quivering, gelatinous mass |
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shaking from fear watching Fox News during terror alerts. Man what a hoot. I'm going to plan my whole day around watching Fox and laughing my ass off. I'll keep you posted.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:49 AM
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1. Yep...I have it on my To-Do list. Be Afraid, Repeat each day... |
MichaelHarris
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
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I'm just interested in the hot missing blond girls but today is Fear Day, that's always worth a giggle or two.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:52 AM
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3. ...and see, I thought it was Fear Friday. didn't get the memo, I guess.. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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Fear Friday is usually reserved for your white powders in an envelope. Today is liquid fear day, they didn't want any confusion.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:56 AM
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Wonder if Rush Limbaugh will be able to carry his KY on board or will they make him put it in a clear plastic bag?
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:01 AM
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12. worse - exploding falafels. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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6. This whole thing is simply BushCo's distraction to show that... |
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he is protecting the country. When in fact he is not.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:56 AM
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7. "We have everything to fear, including fear itself." |
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What's with this "home of the brave" shit? :rofl:
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sui generis
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:57 AM
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9. forcing people to taste baby food? |
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What kind of liquid explosive do they think they can fit in a hairspray bottle or baby food jar that won't spontaneously explode?
Just curious. It's a serious question. This is a bullshit story, but we know that. Lieberman lost and it's looking like the democrats may actually shift congress to the left, so terror terror terror.
"Loss of life on a scale unimaginable". Damn, and the oscar goes to . . .
Well, I suppose if reporters were rocket scientists we'd all be living on Mars. Some of these guys really aren't the sharpest marble in the bag, and they're just gasping with method-acting fear of HAIRSPRAY??????
And you're going to get liquid explosives into luggage past airport nitro sniffers HOW? This is just another crying wolf story, and Chertoff is utterly incompetent to figure out reality, as usual.
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Thu Aug-10-06 09:59 AM
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10. You can't take a gelatinous mass on an airplane. nt |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:01 AM
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I take my ass with me everytime I fly.
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:12 AM
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20. Guess some women will have to leave their 'girlfriends' at home. nt |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 AM
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13. What about a gelatinous cube? |
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Sorry, dorky old skool Gygax/AD&D joke.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:26 AM
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14. I suppose it's cheaper than a lobotomy. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:27 AM
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15. Quivering gelatinous masses are the terrorists' new weapon of choice. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:28 AM
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16. I'll bet that makes typing difficult. |
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And running for the hills too.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM
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18. I guess I can't bring anymore Jello Jigglers for my in-flight snack, |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:35 AM
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19. that's what we get for supporting lamont |
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i mean, after all, a vote for lamont was a vote for osama, so it's no surprise they'd be emboldened enough to try something so quickly :sarcasm:
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