Philosoraptor
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:17 AM
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I suspect my neighbor has several types of Liquids, what should I do? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 11:19 AM by Philosoraptor
Who ya gonna call? Plot busters!
But seriously, this is now the new laughing stock of the month, like those great laughing stocks of the past, mission accomplished, duct tape, little color coded terror charts.
Liquids will be on Leno and Letterman, baby formula jokes, urine jokes, precious bodily fluid jokes.
but seriously, my neighbor has several liquids that he could easily use as a weapon of mass destruction, and he is a dark, swarthy foreigner, not white at all.
should i call michael jerkoff over at homeland insecurity?
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:19 AM
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1. Yeah, send the floating 'Of the Devil' head after 'em! |
kenny blankenship
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM
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2. Don't suspect a friend |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM
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3. Watch out for those bottles of champagne! |
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Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM by theHandpuppet
Not to mention they're French, you know.
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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Well, invite yourself over and drink his beer, what else? |
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I mean don't you have _any_ common sense?
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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4. it's worse than that, even |
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The liquids are everywhere. They come out when I turn on the shower, some of them fell from the sky earlier (possibly dropped from a plane! who knows?!?), and I recently found that when I pee (gasp!) LIQUID comes out! I'm fuggin' TERRORFIED, man!
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:22 AM
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7. Why do you realize, Mandrake, 70% of YOU is water! |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:25 AM
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We must protect our Precious Bodily Fluids!
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Thu Aug-10-06 02:57 PM
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15. Can I get some grain alcohol and rainwater over here? |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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5. Don't tie up the switchboard unless you see him get in a cropduster |
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that doesn't belong to you.
Remember that babble that tumbled out of the idiot's mouth?
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:22 AM
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6. better call Scotland Yard to see if there is a risk... |
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Nobody in this administration seems to have a clue as to what is going on.
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Hugin
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:23 AM
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8. It's been fun... But, I'm off to buy 55 gallons of Old Spice. |
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Think it'll raise any suspicions?
Seriously, yeah there's some dangerous stuff in an airport gift shop, but, it'd take an unusually large amount to do any measurable damage.
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Philosoraptor
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:30 AM
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11. just add MENTOS and watch the fun! |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:33 AM
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12. Probably not the interest you were hoping for... |
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but maybe from some old ladies at the nursing home...
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:28 AM
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...and drink 'em! :toast:
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:59 PM
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13. We must stock up on fluids quickly |
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We cannot have a fluid gap
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Thu Aug-10-06 02:56 PM
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14. if it's 100 proof or better, invite yourself over!!! |
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