Let's All Fly Naked

[Yavin4]

That way we're guaranteed of no terrorist plots.

[MrCoffee]

1. They'll have to triple the barf bag supply on board. n/t

[Pachamama]

28. With all the obesity in this country...

:puke:

AAAggghhhh...my eyes - my eyes....

[mhatrw]

33. Exactly. I'm not ready for snakes on every single plane. n/t

[NMDemDist2]

2. sorry, I'd scare the children

in my natural glory

:hide:

[katty]

3. yup: Jet Nude

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. Don't take it bad.

Take a sad song, and make it better....

:rofl:

[Snivi Yllom]

already exists http://www.naked-air.com/

warning nudity

http://www.naked-air.com/

some funny fucking pics here

http://www.naked-air.com/03flight.htm

[ProdigalJunkMail]

4. only if a plastic slip-cover is issued to each passenger... n/t

[Maraya1969]

23. That was my thought also. Notice the removable head seat covers

I kept looking to see if they can take off the whole seat covers but I don't think so.

Then again, for someone who is afraid to fly it might make for a good diversionary tactic.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Yes Butt

You could still be hiding explosive stuff!

1. explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea...More

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=explosive+diarrhea

Duct tape might help...

[eleny]

7. Recommended!

[TahitiNut]

8. Earn a "Fly United" patch

[Swamp Rat]

12. LOL! That takes the term 'hitch hiking' to a whole other level!

... or altitude. :D

[Vidar]

34. Un-diapered flying goats--shameful..

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Might be time to buy stock

in Virgin Airways.

[Democrats_win]

10. The xstian taliban forbids nudity: it is unnatural ;)

[Ilsa]

11. LOL. So that's why my boys were born wearing Levis jeans? nt

[LibDemAlways]

13. Hysterical, but not out of the realm of possibility.

The way things are going, I can see mandatory body cavity searches before boarding, conducted by TSA losers. I wouldn't put it past them to mandate MRIs as well.

Since everyone is considered a potential terrorist this could get interesting.

[C_U_L8R]

14. that's an excellent idea :-)

and the freepers will sure go for the mandatory anal probes

[MrCoffee]

17. They were optional before???

TSA has some 'splainin to do

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Only if I can have a blindfold.

[RC]

16. Yeah, there were some good looking women

on the flight from Ottawa to Winnipeg yesterday. :evilgrin:
BTY, Canada is efficient and non-intrusive in their airport security. That is more than I can say about some airports in this country.

[Catherine Vincent]

18. Not necessarily.

You hear about the drug busts? Some women sneak stuff in their whatchamacallit. And the men can sneak stuff in their buttocks.:)

[Quantess]

25. And if you have "spare tires" or rolls of flab,

well, those can be good hiding places.:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

19. LOL OMG

:rofl:

[YankeyMCC]

20. They'd better do a better job of keeping those

walkways warmed in the colder airports then. :)

[chat_noir]

21. the "terrorist" plot sounds like the story line from Batman

The Joker made everyone afraid to use cosmetics, shampoo, etc.





You photoshoppers can have fun with this one.

[SidDithers]

29. Pickles? Izzat you?...nt

Sid

[paparush]

22. NO! A would-be terrorist could still have swallowed a capsule of poison

which he/she could regurgitate in the restroom, then unleash onto the unsuspecting crew.

The ONLY solution is:

1. All potential passengers must arrive at the point of departure 48 hours in advance, where you will be disrobed and herded into an 'observation area'. This will begin the 48 hours of fasting needed to ensure that A) You do not injest anything potentially dangerous and B) If you have already injested such a substance, it will have to to *ahem* pass.

2. 30 Minutes prior to boarding the flight you will be cavity searched and given a 'free' MRI.

3. If the potential passenger successfully passes the above security screening, the passenger will then be escorted to their assigned seats and fitted with a four point restraining harness that is guaranteed to protect you from in-flight turbulence.

4. The blackout hoods will be removed once the pilot has turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign.

5. At the arrival gate, passengers will disembark to the awaiting security vans that will deliver you outside of the airport's secured perimeter.

Thank you for flying 'Murkin Airlines.

[Bitter Cup]

24. They'll just invent exploding penile implants

and think where that'll take us.

[RobertSeattle]

26. I don't want THOSE Hair-miles!

[IronLionZion]

27. Let's not fly

damnit, I hope I don't have to fly any time soon. It's time like this when Amtrak doesn't look so shitty.

[BrotherBuzz]

30. LAGNAF

LOL, years ago we had a rogue softball team with an imaginary sponsor, LAGNAF. Nobody outside a small circle of friends understood it was an acronym for 'Let's All Get Naked and F***. Sorry, I digress. :rofl:

[RobertSeattle]

31. New meaning to "Snakes on a Plane!"

[verse18]

32. "Nudist on a mothafuckin plane!"n/t

[dalaigh lllama]

35. Skyclad???

[LiberalEsto]

36. Fly on a broomstick

You can't exactly smuggle a bomb on a narrow broomstick.

[OneBlueSky]

37. nah . . . they'd just step up the cavity searches . . . (ouch!) . . . n/t

.

[pitohui]

38. let's not and say we did EOM

,

[leftofthedial]

39. talk about snakes on planes

sheesh!

[Phillycat]

41. *choke*

:rofl:

[PATRICK]

40. There was this movie

about things injected into the body chenistry that turned the human into a time bomb. Messy.

More computerized virtual reality trips(cheaper, safer), with adequate precautions taken against "viruses" and trojan horses directly inserted into the brain.