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[Bluebear]

So, since people can't bring cosmetics, gels, shampoos, liquids on board anymore, I propose renting out a row of seats on each commercial flight and setting up a beauty bar (Salon Row 22). We can offer cosmetic touch-ups, have a selection of deodorants and colognes so the traveler doesn't smell like a barnyard sheep upon arriving at their destination, sell bottled water and Gatorade from a cooler we store underneath the seats....if only I could figure out how to circumvent the turbulence...

[PA Democrat]

1. Sounds like a great idea!

Some more suggestions:

Rent video games to keep the kiddies quiet.
Sell clean diapers to preserve air quality in the cabin.
Open a mile high pharmacy with a doctor who can prescribe meds for emergencies
like asthma attacks and angina.

Oh the possibilities are virtually endless!

[Bluebear]

2. 'Mile high pharmacy'

I love it!