MoseyWalker
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:16 PM
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in someone's carry on bag.
Cause for embarassment or cause for suspicion and lock up in a secret prison for an un-numbered number of years?
How crazy are these psychos, and how stupid are the poor dumb fools who enforce this ridiculous shit at the airports?
Sir. I see you have a tube of KY Jelly in your bag. You are aware this is now considered something a terrorist would have in his bag,,,,,yes?
Please step over here while we..............
How crazy is this shit?????????????/
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:18 PM
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1. Tell the screeners you needed it to shove contraband up your ass. |
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Then make 'em go lookin' for it.
But you'd better have a few drinks first!
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Warren Stupidity
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:19 PM
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2. From now on KY and Dildos must go in your checked in luggage. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 PM
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3. Condoms are banned too because you can make KY bombs out of them |
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instructions are available on the internet.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:25 PM
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is it the warming kind ?
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Fri Aug-11-06 08:20 AM
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Fri Aug-11-06 08:58 AM
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Another gay New Jersey DUer here!
:hi:
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 PM
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they'll be having special ky detectors to make sure it's the real formula.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:33 PM
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6. If they lock you up in prison |
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wonder if they'll let you keep it?
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:40 PM
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7. Depends on what state you're in. I think a few have outlawed the stuff n/t |
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Fri Aug-11-06 08:35 AM
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9. If you keep it in your carry on... |
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then I think you can request it be used when inspectors are performing the mandatory body cavity search.
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Fri Aug-11-06 09:04 AM
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11. We got stopped for a naughty toy we got in Canada once. The |
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outline was kinda' gun shaped. yipes! They let us go, redfaced.
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