I'm so scared...I am terrified

[Horse with no Name]

I'm afraid the boogeyman is gonna get me if I go to sleep.
Do you think our pResident will keep me safe while I sleep?
:puke:

[xray s]

1. No

Sorry. We have been in grave danger since the first day of the Bush Junta.

[Horse with no Name]

4. I was in a Doctor's waiting room today when I saw this story

My daughter and I laughed because I have told her to watch when Bush gets in trouble, they either raise the terror alert or drag out OBL.
Needless to say, it was met with several looks when we laughed.

[Berserker]

2. Yes sleep well

as you know he protected our Alabama skys during Viet Nam and not one thing happened during his watch!!!111

[Horse with no Name]

7. lol

You are correct!

[hatrack]

3. I'm going to SCARE you, Horse - right now!!

OK.......................


















Wait for it......................













Are you ready?










OSAMA!!!

[Horse with no Name]

5. Oh my Goodness! I feel I may faint from the fear!

;)

[hatrack]

10. But there's more!

Did you hear about the links between Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Micheal Moore and John Kerry that involved......................












Wait for it .............................
















(This is REALLY SCARY!!)












NERVE GAS???????

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Maybe he is hiding in an anagram... Osama... --> Samoa nt.

[Horse with no Name]

11. OMG in a Girl Scout Cookie

That is soooooo smart!;)

psst: I know you meant the country, but a GS Cookie sounds soooo much more mysterious.

[spun_in_montana]

9. Yikes! His name is in

Red too!:scared:

[Justice Is Comin]

6. Every time

I hear absolutely anything with Bush's name in it, I feel like I'm in hip boots and there is shit just everywhere all around me.

[sweetheart]

12. The boogey man protecteth

Sleep little sheep,
beneath the starry skye,
and all the sheep could wonder
was the color of her eyes.

immaculate blessed sheep
sleep peacefully tonight,
no evil in this starry keep
dare about in this light