Special guest poster! Osama is in the House!

[spun_in_montana]

"Hello all of my good friends. As you know B*sh is in trouble again, his polls are falling and, as per our agreement, I shall come out of hiding and make a statement thus drawing attention away from B*sh and the many scandals that he faces...."
"Its been a year since you last heard from me. Indeed, America has suffered not one "Terrorist Alert" since the elections in 2004. (Allah be Praised!)"

"After inviting all of us in Al Qaeda to dinner in Pakistan, B*shco did drop many bombs upon the gathering. Only we were not there. Oh, I know they say they got three of my top people but how stupid do you think we are? We did not vote for B*sh! (praise Allah!)"

"Now the time has come fo me to provide yet another threat to you, the American People. I do not feel the need but it is in my contract with B*sh."

"Feel frightened that at any minute, we may blow up a shopping mall or a Walmart! Flee for your lives!"
(heard in the background)..."how was that? Scary enough? No? Smart Amerikans dont shop at Walmart? What?......let me try again."

"You are all doomed as you worship the Great Satan!"
(background..."Great!")

"Yes, Im coming for you all to die today!"
(heard in background... "all done Osama, thanks...")

Carry on...
This has been a special report from the boogieman America created to squash your rights, keep us in fear and spend billions on a illegal war...

[Wilms]

1. That's a wrap! n/t