Proud2BAmurkin
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:04 PM
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So how will airport security check BREAST IMPLANTS for explosive gel? |
Atman
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:05 PM
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1. Uh...I volunteer to help! |
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Hey, I'm just doing my duty as a patriotic 'Murkin!
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NoPasaran
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:05 PM
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2. Pamela Anderson may never fly again! |
MrCoffee
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:05 PM
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3. Heh. The FBI is on the case!!! |
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:05 PM
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4. Well that doesn't matter now that human beings have been banned... |
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:09 PM
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6. Hair gel and toothpaste don't kill...people do...n/t |
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:07 PM
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5. Mammogram checkpoints....n/t |
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:28 PM
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7. Maybe they should start with scanning the checked-in luggage. |
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Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 01:28 PM by fooj
You know, the luggage that fills the belly of the plane. Only 10% of this countries baggage is scanned. That's ridiculous.
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:33 PM
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10. that would show they really want to do what is right, protect people |
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They don't want to do what is right they, the misadministration, wants to only do what will further their cause. At this point it would be keeping their asses out of jail, imo
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:29 PM
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8. It would be my patriotic duty to volunteer for such a dangerous task. |
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:31 PM
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9. I would be glad to sacrifice and volunteer for this |
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most critical mission for national security.
Besides, I have lots of practice.
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Fri Aug-11-06 01:36 PM
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11. This whole thing is getting really silly. |
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What's to stop the bad guys from pushing tubes of explosives up their bums and boarding a plane? They'll have to hire proctologists for every boarding gate if that happens. Ouch! The not-so-friendly skies. Now give grandma back her denture cream.
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Fri Aug-11-06 02:21 PM
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12. Very carefully with lots of touchy feely |
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Fri Aug-11-06 02:54 PM
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13. Squeeze 'em and see if they blow up? |
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