Complete this sentence: "Annoy a conservative-___________"

[ktowntennesseedem]

Saw a bumper sticker in the parking lot at work today, on a pickup that had pulled up to the curb; the driver was there waiting for his wife to get off from work. I saw in the back window this little gem:

"Annoy a liberal -- work hard and be happy!"

My little pickup was parked in front of his, and as I backed up I took as long as I could to make sure the driver got a good look at my "Democratic Underground" bumber sticker. But as I finally drove away, I found myself wishing I had another one like his.

If you could design such a bumper sticker, what would yours say? "Annoy a conservative -- ______________"

[Rosco T.]

1. ... Be Honest. n/m

[BattyDem]

2. "Annoy a conservative -- think for yourself"

:evilgrin:

[we can do it]

8. Damn - I Was Just Gonna Say Think

Oh well - great minds....think.

[Orangepeel]

13. that was mine, too!

a bit ironic!

[BattyDem]

15. Apparently, we're not as independent minded as we think!

;-)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. That's an actual bumpersticker, I think.

Saw it online somewhere. :D :D

:evilgrin:

[BattyDem]

82. Is it really? Cool! I'd love to get one!

:-)

[fishwax]

60. well said n/t

[donheld]

79. That's the winner in my book

I'd display that proudly

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. Annoy A Conservative ---- Tell The Truth.

[Horse with no Name]

4. Well if you live in Tennessee

And really want to get his goat

"Annoy a conservative--make Jesus smile"

:evilgrin:

[ktowntennesseedem]

23. I do... and it would annoy them!

[TheBaldyMan]

49. AAC - support Veterans' benefits

[madokie]

5. that would be asshole, me thinks

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. Annoy A Conservative --- Spell Words Correctly

[BattyDem]

11. ROFL!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. Annoy a conservative - Live by your ethics

[Canuckistanian]

9. Annoy a Conservative - Practice what You Preach

[Lost-in-FL]

10. get laid... without DeLay.

[0007]

97. I like your avatar and also, "Get Laid - Without DeLay"

[samplegirl]

12. Demand

and abortion!

[Chevy]

14. Honor the Constitution NT/

[BattyDem]

16. Ooooh ... I like that one!

:toast:

[Lost-in-FL]

17. Make it a bumper sticker...!!

[cynatnite]

18. Annoy a conservative...Talk about the good old days--Clinton n/t

[Wickerman]

19. Read the NEW Testament for a change n/t

[ktowntennesseedem]

20. Oooh, my favorite so far!!!

Should go over especially well here in the Bible Belt!!!

[gauguin57]

50. My favorite, too.

If they're reading the New Testament, it must be the Scientologist version or something.

[fishwax]

63. haha

:rofl:

[PatrioticLeftie]

21. Annoy a conservative

Give a damn

[TahitiNut]

22. "Annoy a conservative - Vote!"

:shrug:

[jakefrep]

24. Annoy a conservative - buy a French car.

[proud patriot]

25. Republicans are the MEAN PEOPLE WHO SUCK

:-)

[ruggerson]

26. Annoy a Conservative: Tell The Truth

[roguevalley]

27. pee in their coffee.

[Lost-in-FL]

28. Ask where's Osama.

[Lost-in-FL]

32. Ask if he received $ from Abramoff

[ruggerson]

29. Annoy a conservative: Honor Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness

[0007]

99. Keep it simple, if its to esoteric they'll never understand it, LOL!

[jobycom]

30. ...Be a good person.

[LeftCoast]

31. Annoy a conservative - Share

:)

[Canuckistanian]

42. Oh, I like that one.

"Share" is a dirtier word than "Liberal".

[fishwax]

61. that's a very good one

:thumbsup:

[jobycom]

33. Annoy a conservative-- audit their tax returns.

[Lost-in-FL]

34. "Annoy a conservative... honor a Medal of Honor recipient"

[Blue Belle]

35. Annoy a Conservative - - Open your mind.

:+

[ret5hd]

36. Think!

[upi402]

37. state facts

[Rocknrule]

38. think for yourself

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. Well, "think for yourself" has already been taken...

How about "Annoy a Conservative--Attain High Education"?

[MadisonProgressive]

41. .

[mcctatas]

43. Annoy a conservative...

Screw an intern instead of the country...:evilgrin:

[upi402]

44. LOL

[opiate69]

45. "Annoy a Conservative - care about others"

[karlrschneider]

46. "every 15 seconds"

:evilgrin:

[WinkyDink]

47. "Draft Their Spawn."

"Laugh."
"Recite the Sermon on the Mount."

[upi402]

56. Oh yeah! Game over - war over

[Peter Frank]

48. Annoy a Conservative - Love Your Neighbor as Yourself... n/t

[gauguin57]

51. Annoy a conservative ...

... look for the truth in more than one book.

[oxymoron]

52. Annoy a conservative - Be fiscally responsible

[FreedomAngel82]

53. Be fair

[dback]

54. Annoy a conservative--ask questions

Thank God the media finally seems to be doing so.

[upi402]

57. You mean David Gregory a couple of times?

I don't watch TV news anymore. Are they actually following up after the thugs spew lies?

[Neil Lisst]

55. Annoy a conservative - quote Jesus.

God, they hate it when you remind them what that liberal said.

I was sick and you visited me. Hungry, you fed me. In prison and you visited me. If you've done it for the least in society, you've done it for me.

Don't be surprised if they got Old Testament and stone you, though.

[Crunchy Frog]

58. Annoy a conservative_support the troops.

[Yollam]

59. Annoy a conservative - Love Your Family & Friends Unconditionally.

nt

[WernhamHogg]

62. Annoy a conservative -- demand equal rights for ALL Americans. n/t

[fishwax]

64. Annoy a conservative -- do unto others

[Swamp Rat]

65. Here ya go:

[ktowntennesseedem]

90. Oh, that's beautiful!!!

Thanks for sharing, SwampRat!

[Warren DeMontague]

66. I'm gonna go with "Get Laid".

Or maybe "Question Dogma"

[ThoughtCriminal]

67. ...don't accept bribes.

You mean "Not everybody does it"?

[Taxloss]

68. "Annoy a Conservative - don't read his bumper stickers" n/t

[baby_mouse]

69. Annoy a conservative - ANY WAY YOU LIKE. nt

[Clark2008]

70. You must have been next to me on Interstate 40!!!

I saw that "gem" this week, as well!!

I immediately thought, "Annoy a Conservative: Tell the Truth!"

:hi: neighbor!

[ktowntennesseedem]

72. Hey, neighbor!

:hi:

[ktowntennesseedem]

73. How about: "Annoy a Conservative... as often as possible!!!"

[DiverDave]

71. Annoy a conservative-Question Authority

That will make there little brains explode!

[mdmc]

74. Annoy a conservative - think ! (think for yourself!)

[mdmc]

81. Annoy a conservative - follow Christ!

[Hello_Kitty]

75. Annoy a conservative....Learn to read higher than 8th grade level. nt

[rpgamerd00d]

76. Annoy a Conservative -- Have the ACLU defend their rights

[tlsmith1963]

77. Here is Mine

"Annoy a Conservative--Call the Bush Administration Trotskyist".

Tammy

[ktowntennesseedem]

89. Which leads to:

Annoy a Conservative -- Use Big Words!

:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

78. "Annoy a conservative- Defend the Constitution"

[helderheid]

104. my favorite

:yourock:

[alfredo]

105. thanks

[DelawareValleyDem]

80. Annoy a conservative. Do what Jesus would do.

[spanone]

83. Embrace Democracy

[mnhtnbb]

84. Annoy a conservative: pray for them!

[ktowntennesseedem]

88. Ooo! Very good.

Not only is it what I am supposed to do, but it would really annoy them as well!

[Ganja Ninja]

85. "Annoy a conservative - Ask them how much they pay to gas up."

[emdee]

86. Annoy a conservative - stay on topic!

:patriot:

We need to stop allowing them to divert away from the issues at hand.

emdee

[ktowntennesseedem]

103. Amen to that!!! -nt

[LiberalAndProud]

87. Exercise Freedom of Speech /nt

[im10ashus]

91. "Annoy a conservative - join DU!"

:-)

We seem to annoy them the most.

[ktowntennesseedem]

95. Ding, ding, ding!!! We have a winner!!!

Or at least one we should all be able to agree on! Great idea, im10ashus!

:yourock:

[im10ashus]

96. LOL!

:-)

[0007]

100. I vote for this ONE - Printing press start rolling. I'll take ten.

[im10ashus]

92. Another one.

"Annoy a conservative - point out when they are wrong"

[DanCa]

93. Give em an enlistment form.

[im10ashus]

94. Good one! n/t

[hopeisaplace]

98. cut of his cable TV

[Clutch Cargo]

101. Teach their offspring.

[ktowntennesseedem]

102. Another good one! What if we combined a couple of ideas into...

"Annoy a conservative -- teach their offspring to think for themselves"