Vote Republican. "Keeping liquid make-up out of the terrorists' hands"

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

OBL's lost a bit of the "scare" mojo...well, there's always the domestic threat angle.

My fellow Americans, you are surrounded by death weapons. In the wrong hands, evil men, brandishing these weapons, could vaporize you, your loved ones, your church and your country.

Look around...do you see hair gel? No? Well, that's because the shadow killers won't show their hand. You'll never know they had the hair gel until it's too late.

How about bottled water? Yes, of course, it's everywhere. But that bottled water may be a bottle full of liquid dynamite. Better watch that suspicious guy holding the bottle. You never know.

Perfume? Lipstick? Mascara? Dangerous all, when in our enemies' hands. Shampoo and toothpaste could kill hundreds. Lotion, whether hand or body, can be lethal.

And those so called portable electronic devices? They are the scariest weapon of all. View with maximum distrust anyone who may carry one into a public place. Those iPods are capable of destroying life as we know it, particularly when combined with yogurt.

Look around. You are surrounded by danger. You can't escape the hair spray, the juice boxes and the soda cans. All you can do, all any of us can do, is cower, shake, cry a few tears and remember to vote Republican. We, the Republicans, will keep liquid make up out of the hands of terrorists.

That is all. :-) MKJ

edited because I'm never, ever satisfied with my OP's.

[Jade Fox]

1. Uh-oh

On the other hand, no liquid make-up on flights could mean Anne Coulter is unable to travel ANYWHERE!.

[shain from kane]

2. She still has her broom. n/t