OK, DU, it's time to check in! Which kind of nasty subhuman are you?

[TahitiNut]

It's "Be Kind To Your Local Vigilante Weekend" (someone's black Sabbath) on DU. All the crotch-sniffers, back-stabbers, and keyboard-kommandoes need our guidance in this target-rich environment.

After all, we wouldn't want them to overspend on ammunition, now, would we?

[wakeme2008]

1. I HATE Strange Nuts

Uh Oh, Shields UP ... Incoming ... Prepare to repel boarders .... Dive, Dive, Dive.

[TahitiNut]

31. Sac

... re bleu! :crazy:

[notadmblnd]

60. lol.. when I saw the word sac...

the thought you was finishing post #1's reply subject.

[TahitiNut]

63. (grin)

That's the 'suggestion' I had in mind. :evilgrin:

[Rosemary2205]

2. I have no idea what this thread means. nt

[TahitiNut]

5. 42

:shrug:

[Junkdrawer]

6. Easy answer. Now, what's the question?

:shrug:

[cool user name]

44. Me neither ...

:shrug:

But I voted "feminazi" and I'm a guy.

[Wiley50]

3. I'm poor, living on SSI Disability w/o running water n/t

[Wiley50]

61. I don't qualify anymore

I managed to bum a shower

[MamaBear]

4. I hate yellow crayons!

:popcorn:

[guinivere]

64. What!?? Such a cheery color.

Now blue-green....blech.



:-)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. Betcha I Can Name Five Of The Blues Off The Bat...

But I won't. :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

8. !

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

42. You forgot the category for

Insecure bullshit artists who smother all their viciousness in smilie faces LOL ';)

[TahitiNut]

43. Well ... vote your second best category, then

:dunce:

[omega minimo]

45. Sorry dear, as you know, none of these fit

As for #35 though, Parse On, TH, Lead The Way. Might as well. :toast:

You could start with a fact-based OP on why it is such a joke to diss "the Blues" on DU. And how that benefits Democrats and progressives. :popcorn:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

46. And We All Know You Love Usin Those Smileys!

Pound for pound I'd wager there aren't many who use them more. Just gave me an impulse idea though. I'm gonna start keepin a lookout to see who actually uses the most smiley faces per post. I'm kinda curious now LOL.

[omega minimo]

49. LOL Bullshit Blah Blah Bullshit Bull Blah Shit Bullshit Blah LOL

:boring:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

50. Hey Cool! The Count Has Begun!

"Insecure bullshit artists who smother all their viciousness in smilie faces"

There's #1 LOL

Gotta run to bed though. I'll catch up in the morning to continue the tally.

Nite!

[omega minimo]

54. You're on your own, poor thing

You'll have to steal ideas elsewhere :hi:

[omega minimo]

56. YYou're RRight, II DDo LLike SSmilies

However, I do not like "smilie faces" or "viciousness smothered in smilie faces LOL" or "Insecure bullshit artists who smother all their viciousness in smilie faces LOL" There was a better line, but didn't want it absorbed and regurgitated by the mind sponge, so......... perhaps "smother all their viciousness in smilie faces" requires some explanation.

We do not like phonies saying the opposite of what they mean continuously repeating phrases they pick up from those telling them to cut out the bullshit reversing the mind game and getting off on it, like, forever. Oh wait-- that's what trolls do!!

We do not like attacks and mind games wrapped up in fluffy phony speeches and absurd claims of bogus togetherness.

We do not like bullshit or bullies or vampires or serial troublemakers who have nothing better to do and nothing to contribute.

We do not like bigots and sexists and do not understand how slamming women and feminists serves progressive or Democratic causes. TahitiNut was invited to do some "fact-based" proselytizing and "parsing" on this, because he has a vision for a new and improved GD, where more than mind games and bullying and backstabbing goes on......................................................

If there is a category for that in TH's vision, a way to eradicate the mind game set more effectively, or another place for them to go :think: that would be a start.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

57. LOL Bullshit Blah Blah Bullshit Bull Blah Shit Bullshit Blah LOL

:boring:

[omega minimo]

59. "..repeating phrases they pick up from those telling them to cut the bull"

:hi:

[TahitiNut]

65. Word of the Day for Saturday November 30, 2002

circumlocution \sir-kuhm-loh-KYOO-shuhn\, noun:
The use of many words to express an idea that might be expressed by few; indirect or roundabout language.


cir·cum·lo·cu·tion (sûrkm-l-kyshn) n.
1. The use of unnecessarily wordy and indirect language.
2. Evasion in speech or writing.
3. A roundabout expression.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[omega minimo]

67. Circumlocution makes strange bedfellows

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

68. LOL

I like that word. :)

But hey, you know me. I'm at no loss for being direct and expressing ideas. Course, that post was just a 'throwing someone else's spewed garbage back at them' post. :rofl:

[omega minimo]

70. "..repeating phrases they pick up from those telling them to cut the bull"

"Course, that post was just a 'throwing someone else's spewed garbage back at them' post."

"..repeating phrases they pick up from those telling them to cut out the bullshit"

:puke:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

71. Hey Look! That's # 5 Now I Think LOL

Ok, this has just gotten silly and meaningless and there was no real context to begin with, so I'm done with this one. :)

[Liberal_Dog]

9. I'm A Misanthrope. I Freakin' Hate Everybody!!

:)

[spacelady]

10. Whut U Sed! Me, Some people call me Spacelady.

[Jamastiene]

11. Lorraine Bobbitt rules.

If I had been in her situation, I would have done the same thing, with one exception: I wouldn't have told the police where I threw it. Then again, they couldn't deport me. :evilgrin: Guess which subhuman I am?

[spacelady]

12. AWWW, he got it replaced anyway.?!

[Berry Cool]

18. You didn't have up there: I am a Keith Olbermann fan

so I am a disgusting lover of a liberal loon with an orange face who is unbelievably stupid and never should have left SportsCenter because his news show is such a joke and has such low ratings that the only way he can get more than his parents to watch it is to unfairly bash that great American patriot Bill O'Reilly. Oh, and don't forget he's anti-Semitic because he gave a Nazi salute while wearing a Bill O'Reilly mask. Yes, I actually watch this loon deliver his non-news on his comedy show, when he is not banging women young enough to be his daughter or screwing his fans in lonely New York hotel rooms after using his MSNBC email account to solicit them for sleazy sex.

I have committed the worst sin of all: I watch news on a network other than the font of all fairness, balance and truth, FOX.

[Junkdrawer]

13. A Commie Pinko who fears BushCo way more than al Qaeda. n/t

[spacelady]

15. For Sure, No Contest.

[LWolf]

14. Other: I'm a "progressive purist."

You know; one of those left-wing librul DLC opponents.

[hopeisaplace]

16. I'm a mother who cries for the suffering, especially the children

..who reserves the word "hate" for things like ...liver & onions.
I'll take the Chianti though.

[scarletwoman]

17. Angry womynz ROOOL!

Mind where you boyz point them thangs...

sw

[TahitiNut]

23. Keyboard missing the "D"?

:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

19. What!!!?? No "All the above" option?

[Lilith Velkor]

20. For real.

:crazy:

[alfredo]

21. I feel really disenfranchised.

[TahitiNut]

22. Well ... I chose the "I like to vote" option instead.

Choices ... choices ... choices ... choices ... choices ... choices ... choices ... :crazy:

[Lilith Velkor]

24. Diebold...Diebold...Diebold

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[BooScout]

25. I have no idea of what your sense of humour means. n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. It means TahitiNut is one of our most priceless DUers who has a very

good, if sometimes dry, way of putting things into perspective. :hi:

[BooScout]

27. Thank you for the translation Mrs Grumpy....

I knew it was meant to be humourous but have already had a couple of pints and needed someone to splain it to me since it's Saturday afternoon here already.:toast:

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. I'm still on the coffee route...

but I got a boost from a painkiller a bit ago. :hi:

How are things "over there"? Me? I'm planning out how to live the rest of my life without ever boarding a plane again. ;) :rofl:

[BooScout]

34. Ahhh planes don't scare me.....

The thought of flying sober does though.:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

36. Coffee and Vicodin ...

... Breakfast of Champions. :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

30. Hey! Wait a minute, here.

Let's not be so hasty. I might not be that expensive. While I'm not for sale, I can be rented. :dunce:

:hug: :loveya:

[BooScout]

37. But I spent all my money at the pub....

Will ya take an IOU? :silly:

[TahitiNut]

38. That depends. Was it a tied house or a free house?

I remember my days of crawling. JC and kneepads. :silly: Ever play "pub golf"??

[BooScout]

39. Unfortunately tied.......

....and I just found out today their brewery is Coors.:wtf:

[TahitiNut]

41. Coors? (I'm stunned.) That's heresy!

I must admit to having had the occasional fondness for the Sign of the Cock (J.C. Amber - yum!) on my pub crawls, but a free house is where it's at, imho. (Ever play "pub golf"?) I can't imagine drinking Rocky Mountain Goat Piss when I could get a pint of bitter within a mile on my hands and knees of anywhere.

[sweetheart]

29. i am an angry voter

I vote them out when they insult me,
i vote them out when they kill me,
i vote them out when they tax me in to the ground,
i vote them out when they take away my rights,
they try my patience like fools,
fated the finality of the un-counted ballot.

[GoneOffShore]

32. This belongs in the Lounge

[TahitiNut]

35. But ...

... THIS is the forum where all the "nominations" have been made and where the "nominating committees" meet. :evilgrin:

After all, isn't it clear the "General Discussion" forum is all about messengers and not message? I'd be willing to bet a substantial sum that "you" is the most frequently used word in this forum. The single most repeated theme is identifying and flushing out all the subhumans - without stepping too far over the rhetorical line, of course. It's like a game: search and destroy. (It's far easier than parsing the issues and having fact-based, issue-oriented discussions.) Thus, this poll is about a very forum-specific topic - a public service, if you will.

[hyphenate]

33. None of them!

I'm a Radical Religious Right hater, bashing any fundie who carries a bible, and loving every second I can see them squirm!

[RebelOne]

40. I'm an enlightened, elite being,

sure to be taken 'Home' in the Rapture! Hurry, Jesus, beam me up!!

[Posteritatis]

47. This poll was just made better...

...by the text ads I got on it.

"Racism - Advertise For Your Business Search Racism!"

"Genetic Discrimination Is Here!"

"Corporate Diversity - Analysis, case studies and clarity on the business benefits of diversity"

[survivor999]

48. I hate Tahiti nuts :)

:)

[Raydawg1234]

51. I'm an Al Queada type democrat because I voted for Lamont

[Solon]

52. I'm a self hating white guy. n/t

[Dover]

53. I choose Black..........I like black and HATE all the colors!

So there. I'm biased about pretty colored graphics. Just can't take them seriously.

[muriel_volestrangler]

55. Sure, leave out the "God-hating religion-destroying atheist whackjob"

category. Sniff. We never get to play with the cool guys, even when it's "being smeared". I bet there's something in the DU constitution preventing us taking the Oath of Disallegiance that everyone else takes here. :cry:

[NNN0LHI]

58. OK I read them all

What two have you been called if you don't mind me asking?

I don't even think I have been called any of those choices. I have been called other stuff. But not any of those that I can remember.

Don

[TahitiNut]

66. Actually, when I think about it ...

... it's three. :rofl: Never in real life, though. :shrug: (Only in the DU echo chamber.)

[IChing]

62. I hate bigots and

whites, blacks, asians, atheist, christians, jews, dogs, cats, children, old people, arabs, native americans, homosexuals, straight people, Polynesians, the french, europeans, slavs, eskimos, vegetarians, meat eaters, aliens, illegal aliens, conspiracy theorist, republicans, democrats, communists, socialists, fascists, hindus, Buddhists, intellectuals, stupid people, normal people, handicapped people, humorist, comedians, writers, actors, directors, artists, musicians, red necks, southerners, northerners, west coasters, scientists, creationists, but most of all












bigots.




On edited:
if you were left out of this for some reason,
I hate you too.

[liberalitch]

69. As a white girl.... I HAVE A RIGHT to be a white-hating militant....

damn it