I have a BIG problem with Google's new videos feature!

[Joanne98]

This NEW feature is a great chance for people to make videos and get them some free publicity. For example: Loose Change Two is number nine on the list.. My question to DU and Google is... IS IT FAIR that Loose Change Two is forced to compete with HOMEMADE PORN? Why is anybody, for that matter, forced to compete with porn. Shouldn't PORN have it's own top 100 videos list? This really sucks. This feature just came out and ALREADY the PORN is taking over the whole list. What do you think?


1 1 Topless Car Wash

(5947 ratings) 2 min
Do you want to see a Sexy Topless CarWash.....Play the video
2 9 Sex in kitchen

(1201 ratings) 22 sec
:-)
3 3 GIRL CAUGHT CHEAT ON WEBCAM

(2401 ratings) 18 sec
google-sexy-video.blogspot.com THE HOTTEST A*S EVER! -- http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=41259878275566829
4 4 Shakira - Hips Dont Lie spoof

(29906 ratings) 3 min
My brothers spanish final. Which just happens to be a hilarious, yet disturbing, Shakira spoof. Shakira - Ryan Gangsters - Sal, Matt Directed/Filmed/Edited - Tom Go to the official shakira spoof...
5 5 Spring Break Mishap

(3165 ratings) 52 sec
Spring Break Mishap http://www.funnyjunk.com/
6 6 Girl Pwn

(3655 ratings) 57 sec
It's really hard to spin getting wrestled to the ground and pinned by a girl when you're a healthy young guy. I guess you could always try the excuse that she's hot, and you wanted her in that positio...
7 8 Paris Hilton's New Music Video "Stars Are Blind"

(16298 ratings) 4 min
"Stars Are Blind" is the debut single from heiress, actress, and newly minted pop star Paris Hilton. Watch it now on Google Video, courtesy of Warner Music International. The video was shot on the...
8 7 Paula (Audi 100 CBR 600 CBR 900)

(2048 ratings) 1 min
Paula, Audi 100, CBR 600, CBR 900, speed test.
9 10 911 Cover Up

(8369 ratings) 1 hr 22 min
Loose Change 2nd Edition - Korey Rowe / Dylan Avery / Jason Bermas
10 12 Shakira - Hips Dont Lie SPOOF !

(2598 ratings) 4 min
My brothers spanish final. Which just happens to be a hilarious, yet disturbing, Shakira spoof. Shakira - Ryan Gangsters - Sal, Matt Directed/Filmed/Edited - Tom Go to the official shakira spoof... -...
11 13 INCREDIBLE LEGS

(2625 ratings) 32 sec
google-sexy-video.blogspot.com THE HOTTEST A*S EVER! -- http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=41259878275566829
12 16 Webcam Girls Go Wild ( full )

(1908 ratings) 3 min
This is the way you should give out your number! All these girls are after the same guy, lucky guy. -- > http://www.ameriser.com !!!!
13 23 Barbie Girl

(9255 ratings) 3 min
googleidol.com .... :) Watch out for our other videos: To get more, enter "Lynne & Tessa" in the search engine to quest for them. visit our homepage: http://www.lynnetessa.de To contact us, w

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I can't get those videos to play on my computer

It doesn't like Google I guess. :shrug:

[Joanne98]

3. I posted some of the list. No 1. Topless car wash!

[John Q. Citizen]

4. You need Quick Time 7. My windows 98 only supports QT 6,

so I download the video in another format, if available , and play it in a different video player.

[BlooInBloo]

2. Um, welcome to the internet..... sheesh.....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645&q=the+internet+is+for+porn&hl=en

[karlrschneider]

26. ROFL! "grab your dick and double click...

for Porn Porn Porn!"

:D

[BlooInBloo]

27. Was my favorite inet video for long time....

... until I found:

1) Numa Numa yay!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373

2) Ultimate Showdown

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267


I even have the ultimate showdown as my cell ring tone - lolol

[hunter]

5. "Topless Car Wash" ROCKS.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881&hl=en

[Joanne98]

9. That's not the point. It's UNFAIR competition!!!!

How can Loose Change Two compete with Topless Car wash? Seriously!

[rinsd]

32. That is participatory democracy

The people have spoken. Sex sells and all that jazz.

Jesus H. Christ you are getting free distribution on the internet's, nay the world's largest medium, have made the top ten list. Be happy.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

6. It makes sense.

Terrorism porn forced to compete with sex porn... sounds about right to me. I'm sure all sorts of revisionist history will make it onto google video & I fear the reprecussions of having so many deluded people jabbering about that bullshit. But that's just me. Maybe the WTC *was* destroyed by invisible jewish elves in the employ of Neil Bush.

[blogslut]

7. What is porn?

Is all sexual content porn? As for actual porn, it is forbidden by Google TOS.

I'm sorry your video isn't number one but it is in the top ten. Considering that the subject matter has to compete with the surfing habits of the horny, I'd say thems pretty good odds.

[Joanne98]

11. Okay. Let's call them "sexy" videos. they should still have their own list

[blogslut]

18. There are categories.

The list you are referring to are the ones most downloaded. Do you want Google to lie?

[Joanne98]

19. No. Why can't they have two most downloaded lists?

[blogslut]

20. Your video is in the top ten

on Google. You got it there without sex. Be proud. Are you aware of the world wide reach you're getting?

[BlooInBloo]

23. Shush. More outrage! MORE OUTRAGE!!!

:rofl:

EDIT: Yet another idiodic example of people thinking that websites OWNED by OTHER people for some reason owe THEM something. They don't. It's their website. If you don't like what THEY do with THEIR website, go use someone else's. Or better yet, make your own and stop bitching. Sheesh.

[tridim]

8. I'm just mad they pulled the "Groups" label off the front page

and replaced it with "Videos". Not a huge deal, but annoying because I use groups all the time.

[hunter]

21. I, for one, am glad it's gone.

Less chance anyone will find and recognize my old usenet posts. :P

[skids]

10. Well, frankly, at this point, news is porn. n/t

[Joanne98]

12. Come on!

[KyndCulture]

13. Do you really want google to start censoring things?

You can find what you want and ignore the rest.

[Joanne98]

16. No. I just want separate lists. One for 'sexy" videos and one for

the others.

[dropkickpa]

14. The internet is for porn!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

Hilarious, and even better you're a big fan of World of Warcraft.

[Joanne98]

17. very funny

[Joanne98]

15. Definition of pornography (the free dictionary)

por·nog·ra·phy (pôr-ngr-f)
n.
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
2. The presentation or production of this material.
3. Lurid or sensational material: "Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage to avoid the ... pornography of the era" Morris Dickstein.

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[Book Lover]

22. I think the publicity you are getting from Google

is worth the price you paid them for it.

[Balbus]

24. If Loose Change 2 is anything like that first loony movie,,

it's right where it belongs.

[mrdmk]

25. Sorry to change the subject, but I definitely need the formula 1 car

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7320960375181402397&hl=en

So Cal traffic can be a bitch when running late.

[Joanne98]

28. EEEWWWW!!! Rubber Johnny.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/rubberjohnny.html

This is a must see!

[ixion]

29. I see your point, but that really is one the hottest a**es ever

:evilgrin:

[BlooInBloo]

30. Just looked at it - it's hard to deny - lolol

[Joanne98]

31. Tues. Loose Change Two moves up 2 points. Now no. SEVEN!