Pat Robertson Laments ME Cease Fire. Stay the fuck home Pat.

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.wtkr.com/Global/story.asp?S=5282887&nav=ZolHbyvj

Virginia television broadcaster Pat Robertson says Israel's cease-fire with Hezbollah has rendered the entire bloody conflict pointless.

Back in Virginia Beach from Israel to resume hosting his "700 Club" broadcast, Robertson said the cease-fire means that, "nothing came out of this at all." Robertson suggested that the invasion of Lebanon failed to achieve its objective. He said, "Israel went in, but what have they done?"

In his visit to Israel last week, Robertson prayed for victory with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.

[pretzel4gore]

1. jesus christ!

what else can one say...

[saltpoint]

2. You talk about yur slobbering unstable nutbags and Pat Robertson

definitely comes to mind.

[catbert836]

3. Yes, what a shame.

It's too fucking bad that they didn't fight long enough to turn it into a regional conflict, then finally escalate into World War III. Too fucking bad that millions of people won't die from a nuclear Armageddon.

[Swamp Rat]

4. WAAAAAAAH! I WANT ARMAGEDDON NOW!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

:silly:

[Mr_Spock]

5. Nazi bloodthirsty murder-supporting fake Christian.

The fucking Devil works through the face of the good guys.

[patrice]

9. Exactly! n/t

[B3Nut]

26. That reminds me of the passage that said

"<Satan> masquerades as an angel of light...and his servants as ministers of righteousness"

I forget where exactly it was, but I've always remembered it. It certainly rings true in this case, and when watching bloviating nutbags like John Hagee <shudder>...string beans to Utah what a whackjob!

Todd in Beerbratistan

[Mr_Spock]

29. That's exactly the expression that applies here.

If Pat Robertson isn't Satan masquerading as an angel of light, then I don't know what is.

[Sherman A1]

6. Because Killing

is the "Christian" thing to do? He is however partially correct in saying "nothing came out of this at all". Certainly no victory was achieved.

[GOPBasher]

7. Robertson's rooting for the Rapture. So war makes him happy and

peace makes him sad. So much for "Blessed are the peacemakers."

[Nutmegger]

8. We all forget that Jebus was pro-war

and pro-death. Tell us more Reverend Robertson!

(I'm the little blue guy on the left-hand side, second row, third one from the left.)

[Virginia Dare]

10. Nothing came out of this at all....

tell that to the people that lost homes and loved ones and livelihoods you blood thirsty monster.

[w13rd0]

11. I suggest Pat...

...strap himself down with guns and go to the Israeli-Lebanon border and just start shooting at some tanks. Yes, oh, and Pat, don't forget to wear a fake beard. You'll fuck up the ceasefire I'm sure, and rid the US of a terrorist to boot. In other words, go die Pat.

[karlrschneider]

12. He's managed to piss off the ADL and other Jewish groups too.

Time for ole ROBert$on to go the fuck away.

[Joe Bacon]

13. What REALLY ticks Robertson off...

...is that millions of Jews are still alive. According to his warped book o'fairy tales, JC and His Sonshine Band comes back and slaughters all but 144,000 male Jewish virgins who then convert to Jesus. All the Rest of 'em get the eternal lake o'fire treatment.

Sadly, I can't be among those 144,000. I love ladies too much :-(

[salinen]

15. Yeah

and the 72 virgin story sounds crazy to those warped fucks.

[Clark2008]

28. JC and his Sonshine Band!!!

:rofl:

[guinivere]

14. Oh for fucks sake!

Plenty came out of it. People died, lost their homes, jobs...

Nothing came out of this? It's not a football game.



Wow, I can't believe a holy man is complaining that people are going to stop killing one another.

[Cha]

16. That's because patwah is NOT

a holy man..he's a man full of holes.

[blogslut]

17. Virginia television broadcaster?

I don't know how to take that description. Is WTKR trying to conceal lil Pat's religious identity? Are they demeaning him? Confusing.

[Philosoraptor]

21. Con man for Christ

[baldguy]

18. Pat Robertson is a terrorist.

Send him to Gitmo.

[David Zephyr]

19. Pat Robertson's new version of "Jesus Loves the Little Children"

Jesus hates the little children,
Jesus wants them all to die,
Red and yellow, black and white,
Bomb them both day and night,
Jesus hates the little children of the world.

Jesus must hate the little children,
All the children in the world,
We should all lament the peace,
Now made in the middle east,
Pat Robertson speaks for Jesus Christ to the world.

[Selatius]

20. Pat Robertson just wanted the Jews to die.

That's why he's pissed.

[Behind the Aegis]

22. Sadly, he is not alone. n/t

[PsychoDad]

23. Jews, Muslims and Christians.....

Pat had hit the Trifecta...

Now peace breaks out and screws that all up.

[Hubert Flottz]

24. Pat had his heart set on a mining operation where the streets are

made of gold!

[Philosoraptor]

25. Poor Pat, Left behind again.

I can just see him sitting alone in his multi million dollar mansion, weeping like a child.

[lonestarnot]

27. Mr. Pat God Robertson, you need a new line of income.

[Dulcinea]

30. And he calls himself a "man of God?"

WTF? He's sad that the bloodshed has stopped, at least for now?

Who would Jesus bomb? What a sicko!