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Fri Aug-18-06 07:39 AM
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Osama danced when LIEberman lost primary. Molly Ivins |
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www.creators.com/opinion_show.cfm?columnsName=miv
AUGUST 17, 2006, AND THEREAFTER
INDIANA A TERRORIST TARGET?
AUSTIN, Texas -- The most cunning refinement yet in the administration's plot to scare the liver, lights and onions out of us with Tales of Terror Plots is the Department of Homeland Security's brilliant move to declare Indiana the national center of terrorism, with 8,591 potential targets. Many citizens have questioned the Indiana move -- some claiming it is a waste of money trying to stop attacks on the Wabash Cannonball. The Statue of Liberty and the Washington Monument might merit a little more attention. This is precisely why it is better to have Michael Chertoff and Karl Rove making this Homeland Security decisions, rather than Osama bin Laden.
The defeat of Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman in the Democratic primary alerted Veep Dick Cheney to the menace. Ned Lamont, the guy who beat Lieberman, said he was surprised that Cheney claimed his victory would embolden Osama bin, as we call him Texas.
"My God, here we have a terrorist threat against hearth and home, and the very first thing that comes out of their mind is how we can turn this to partisan advantage," complained Lamont. Lieberman warned that Lamont's call for a phased withdrawal of troops from Iraq would be "taken as a tremendous victory" by the terrorists. Cheney said it would encourage "the al-Qaida types" who want to "break the will of the American people in terms of our ability to stay in the fight and complete the task." (snip)
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Fri Aug-18-06 08:06 AM
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2. Here he is dancing the night away |
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Fri Aug-18-06 08:54 AM
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"Wow. How little we realized the fate of a single senator -- especially such a whiny and sanctimonious one -- meant everything to Osama bin. Must've pulled off his turban and danced around his cave when he got the news. The whole al-Qaida bunch stayed up just to hear the late returns from Darien, Conn.
"Give President Bush another five years or so, and he's bound to figure out that Osama bin is not in Iraq -- then we'll be right on his tail. "
Molly, I love ya, woman! :yourock:
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