Perfect comeback to any Repuke 'Terror' scare tactic

[rpgamerd00d]

Whenever you hear anyone say the phrase "terrorists want to destroy America" or any similar phrase, you must do the following:

1) Suddenly burst out in raucus laughter. Preferably, point at the person who made the remark as you laugh at them.

2) Say the following:
"Oh my GOD, you can't be serious, can you?! Destroy AMERICA!? You mean the ENTIRE country would cease to exist? Tell me, how EXACTLY would Terrorists destroy the ENTIRE COUNTRY? No seriously, describe ANY hypothetical you want which would result in the complete destruction of the United States of America, and nullify our system of government, laws and freedoms. I'm ALL EARS."

3) Before they can reply, laugh and point again, shake your head and say "What a moron..." and walk away.

[BOSSHOG]

1. One might add

What else has rush instructed you to repeat ad nauseum?

I'm not afraid enough to vote for a republican.

[global1]

2. OK I'll Take A Whack At An Answer .......

The terrorists we have in the WH now - *Co - they are well on their way of destroying the entire country.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. The tactic is predicated on the idea that they're too dim...

... to give the accurate, plausible and correct answer.

The terrorists can destroy america by Osama creating a new republican campaign video in advance of the next few elections as he did for the last. A few more generations of repub leadership would do the trick nicely.

[zbdent]

3. "Got fear?"

Followed by "Got wet underwear?"