Update on machinations over DeLay's Replacement Candidate...ROFLMAO

[elehhhhna]

August 18 - Okay, so the way this is being explained to me is that the Republican National Committee has promised to pump $3 million into the CD22 race ONLY IF David Wallace will drop out.
I have sad news for the RNC: You cannot put a price tag on ego. I don't care if you said $10 million or maybe a gazillion and a dime, Wallace's ego won't let it happen. Babe, if you could harness the ego-power on his endorsement list alone, you could shut down the Middle East.
Dangling $3 million is almost an insult. I mean, the man's been on Fox News spelling his name out and smiling like he's at recess in heaven. Ya ain't bringing him back down to reality after that.
Now I know for you RNC guys that Ole Dave's about one store-bought ta-ta away from being as big an embarrassment as Katherine Harris, but you guys need to know something - Dave's middle name ain't "self-sacrifice" or "play fair."
I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell you RNC guys that - it's gotta hurt. But, Dude, David Wallace would gnaw off his arm before he'd fall in the $3 million trap.

http://www.brazosriver.com/

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1. Maybe if they give Wallace $3 million to go away?

Seems to me, offering money to his opponent isn't going to get on his right side. But as a Repuke, a basket full of cabbage will.

[merci_me]

2. This is going to be even more fun

I was all set for a few months of Juanita's (http://www.brazosriver.com) playing with Wallace's ego.

Little did I ever suspect the CD22 powers that be, would give the nod to the pink cotton candy girl. Someone other than Wallace, but never Shelly Seluka-Rodriquez-Gibbs. And better yet, looks like Wallace ain't gonna bow out. So we're in for a few months of the battling dumb blonds with their weapons (tooth whitener's) at 20 paces. I just wonder if David Wallace has a pair of hot pink tights. Our wonderful Juanita Jean not missing a beat in this parade.

[elehhhhna]

3. LOL. Wait until the loser writeins have a tie between

Andy Gibb and George Wallace