What do you think Bush's cause will be as a former president?

[WI_DEM]

Carter works tirelessly for world peace, monitoring elections, and building houses for the poor.
Clinton is outspoken about race issues and aids

What will the Chimp's big issues be in his post presidency?

[babylonsister]

1. What's for dinner. nt

[MoseyWalker]

2. Increased pay for

those who make license plates.

[dflprincess]

3. Avoiding prosecution

n/t

[Rosco T.]

4. avoiding countries where there is a warrant for his arrest for war crimes.

[goddess40]

5. himself

why would anything change?

[bullimiami]

6. catchin a big perch.

or ridin his bike

""air assault"" ... "watch out little armadilla"

[CrushTheDLC]

33. More likely a big mouth bass than a perch.

Assuming he keeps the Crawford pig farm, that is. Which isn't likely since the whole thing was a prop to make him look "Texan". But it's the large mouth bass that are common in his stocked pond. In fact the best day of fishing I ever had in my life was at a pond right around that area. Drop your line in the water and you had a fish within 5 minutes, easily. And since it was private property, your limit was whatever you had room for in the cooler. (Texas law might be different now, I'm not sure) Could have been the same pond for that matter, but this was in the late 70's and there was no pig farm or no Chimps around at that time. Thank God!!

[bullimiami]

49. actually i think even dumbass knows the difference between a largemouth

and a perch.

he probably has nile perch stocked in his pond. not unusual for texas, and they are big enough to make his big perch story sensible.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Revoking the capital gains tax. n/t

[Nostradammit]

8. Picking up the soap without getting violated

[Warpy]

Counting his money?

He'll spend his time in his men's "hunting club" outside of Dallas, at the bar, regaling everybody with tales of what a big shot he is.

In election season, he may be trotted out to do corporate shakedowns, but it will be fairly low key.

This will all be if he escapes prison. Given his charmed life so far, that's almost a given.

[etherealtruth]

9. He'll labor tirelessly (not really tirelessly ... too much effort)

... for multinational corporations.

That's it.

[MrCoffee]

10. Rehab.

[terrya]

11. Joining the board of directors of several corporations.

[Amy6627]

12. Picking lint out of his belly button, if he has one! I'm not convinced

he is a mammal!

[tinrobot]

13. Getting intoxicated

...more booze and coke.

[kurth]

14. Hard to decide between bourbon and scotch

[Andrea]

15. There are several issues that are important to him...

He might work on stamping out poverty among oil executives, making the U.S. safe for the internal combustion engine, or eliminating the threat posed by polar bears and penguins. I'm sure there are many others.

:sarcasm:

[ck4829]

16. Being the head of the Propaganda Catapulting Association

Where they try to hide the truth about the administration he once had 24/7.

[SteppingRazor]

17. Funny you didn't mention Reagan, Ford, Nixon, Bush I, etc...

because I imagine that Bush II's post-presidency will have all the philanthropy and charity exhibited by most of those presidents.

[NanceGreggs]

18. Clearing evil-doing brush around the world! n/t

[Turbineguy]

19. Trying to sweet-talk the Devil

into giving him a nicer job in hell.

[ima_sinnic]

20. 1st he will fake his own death to avoid prosecution for treason & war

crimes, then will join Kenny Boy on a private island somewhere to continue his devotion to his own favorite cause: his own vapid, shallow, cruel and meaningless existence.

[lpbk2713]

21. Collecting Happy Meal toys from McDonald's

[drdtroit]

22. You're kidding, aren't you? n/t

[lonestarnot]

23. former president? don't you mean chimp selectee?

[C_U_L8R]

24. Makin' license plates

and doing the prison laundry

[Strawman]

25. Oh, the same one his forefather Franklin Pierce had..

Except he won't have an excuse like Pierce did.

[Cleita]

26. He's going to be too busy working on the chain gang to

have a cause.

[BeachBuckeye]

27. Probably something to do with bubble-gum

Or, maybe a home for underpriviliged ex-mountain bikers.

[Catherine Vincent]

28. Whatever his father's cause is.

And that is :shrug:

[radwriter0555]

29. Whiskey, Gin, Vodka... double, straight.

Ice water back.

[VOX]

30. Trading with Rush for neat pills and golfing while blitzed. n/t

[Tom Joad]

31. Avoiding further prosecution. Like Pinochet.

[Ian David]

32. It'll be something that keeps him close to bald men. n/t

[Virginia Dare]

34. Pretty much what it is now...

he'll become an eccentric hermit along the lines of Howard Hughes, appearing only at exclusive fundraisers for various Republicans. The paranoid worm will never be seen publicly again, and that's a good thing.

[patricia92243]

54. I think this post is the closest to the reality - the Hughes comparison.

They might be able to cover it up better than they did with Hughes. He will still be under secret service protection, etc.

[Old and In the Way]

35. Writing his memoirs.

Should take him a day or 2.

[undeterred]

36. Frat parties with lots of alcohol and strippers

[kenny blankenship]

37. Reading. He has the very hungry caterpillar and my pet goat memorized

and can recite them when prompted by the pictures, even he is too drunk to tie his shoes.

[havocmom]

38. American distilleries

[corkhead]

39. He'll be as useless as the cretins who spawned him

[pepperbear]

40. BRUSH CLEARING FOR THE PEOPLE...

BRUSH CLEARING FOR AMERICA.

[warrens]

41. Preparing for parole hearings

[elehhhhna]

42. Milkng the witness protection program for every penny he can get?

[Supersedeas]

43. brush clearing foundation and a 100 degree social club

it might be a year round event by the time * leaves office

[RufusEarl]

44. One only has to look a papa Bush for the answer,

what has Bu$h senior done since he left office? like father like son.

[cascadiance]

45. Trying to get parole from the Hague!

[laststeamtrain]

46. Trying to 'hold off' 'til noon at the country club...

Goodwill ambassador for the American Nose-Picking Association.
Pez Dispenser Collecting.

[lonestarnot]

47. except for the x president as he is no such thing, Cindy's neighbor!

bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaa :rofl:

[spanone]

48. corporate lobbying.

[Cha]

50. Running away from the law on his

tricycle..up and down the hills, running over armadillos..I hope he gets caught and spends the rest of his days on this Planet as an inmate in a correction facility for the criminally insane.

[intheozone]

51. Staying out of the Hague or an American Prison! nt

[Jack Rabbit]

52. Fighting war crimes accusations

[arcane1]

53. defending himself at a war-crimes tribunal

and pleading and begging for them not to give him the death penalty

that's my hope, anyway

[noonwitch]

55. Golf

I hope he surprises us all and devotes himself to charity fundraising.

[Skarbrowe]

56. Riding his bike and yelling "Air Assault" heh heh heh

He'll be totally :crazy: :silly: :freak: :hangover: .