Freepers! This is your chance to save the military and America!

[Ian_rd]

ABC News Reports that the Marine Corps will now start forcing their marines back to Iraq on an involuntary basis, a measure the Army has used throughout the war on its own soldiers. What is the meaning behind this news? What does involuntary mean? It means that these thousands of marines (and soldiers in the Army for that matter) do not want to go back to Iraq, otherwise they would have already volunteered to return. If you're a trained Freeper, that can only mean one thing if you allow your typical right-wing logic to reach its inevitable conclusion:

These soldiers do not support their fellow soldiers who are still over there, are cowards, do not support Bush's agenda to spread freedom to the simple indigenous peoples of the Middle East, hate America, and support terrorists. This can only mean that our military has been infiltrated to an extreme degree by terrorist sympathizers!

CALLING ALL FREEPERS 42 years of age or younger!

The Army has raised the enlistment age to 42! If you support the troops, are not a coward, support Bush's agenda to spread freedom, love America, oppose terrorism, and actually believe the bullshit that you post on your forum, it is your duty to save the U.S. military from the terrorist-loving cowards that currently fill its ranks!

Imagine how much more credentialed your hawkish opinions will be after you see some actual combat, and not just XBox games of Ghost Recon played between your Freeper sessions.

It's time to man up, Freepers. It's time to show how much you believe in your own bullshit.

Enlist here

[liberal N proud]

1. I am thinking of one republican, ex Marine that has been big mouthed

in support of bu$h and his war. I sent him a reply to his latest pile and told him he needs to dig in and join back up.

[acmavm]

2. This post is just so fitting and apt considering the poor guys/

gals who have been there before shouldn't be forced to go back. And if the freep crowd had the courage (right) of their convictions, there would be a line a block long in front of the recruiting stations.

[peacetalksforall]

4. 42 - that more than covers the DeLay/Rove door pounders who were

sent to Miami to stop the vote in 2000 (and succeeded). They should all join up and pull strings to fight together. On their breaks they can design new strategies their party can use when they return to their jobs in politics. There's not much difference between Dockers and military pants. Right.

[Ian_rd]

5. We could issue them Gucci brand Kevlar vests!

So they can spread freedom in the style to which they are accustomed.

[ima_sinnic]

3. yes!! I assume that now there will be a rush to enlist

NOT

--somehow freeps always seem 5 short of a full 6-pack of commitment.

[Kahuna]

6. They won't do it. They hate America...And

they're scaredy-cats.

[bumblebee1]

7. Oh goody!!!

My husband's nephew may be getting that invitation. He's a single father with custody of his eight year old son.

[chat_noir]

8. college recruiting

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/27.html#a3663

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/203.html

[warrens]

9. If they're real patriots, they can lie about their age

Heck, my uncle was Canadian AND only 16, and the U.S. Navy took him. Cmon freepers, step up today!