Who dresses Cheney?

[DemoTex]

[Sub Atomic]

1. Bozo the clown.

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Lynn of course

She's the real VP anyway. He's just another hen pecked bag of gas.

[Oceansaway]

4. LoL...n/t

[Hobarticus]

3. LOL!!! It's my loopy Uncle Mick, reborn!

Mick couldn't match a tie and shoes to a suit with a gun to his head!

[Bluebear]

5. Stevie Wonder

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. Isn't that amazing.

[Sanity Claws]

7. The old fart has gout

He probably can only wear soft shoes. He should have enough sense to get his Hush Puppies in black, though.

[Junkdrawer]

30. Yep. And I'm sure no one around him is ever allowed to forget his pain...

The brown shoes are there for a purpose..

[napi21]

8. Oh God! This guy was a CEO?

Damn, I was in HS when I learned that you always wear BLACK shoes with black or navy suits, and brown with brown!

Unca Dick! You also aren't supposed to wear play shoes with your dress clothes!!!!!

[PA Democrat]

9. The poor guy probably can't afford to buy a decent-looking pair of shoes

But, hey, these shoes WILL match the parka he wore to the Holocaust memorial.:sarcasm:

[DemoTex]

16. Bingo. I was looking for that pic, too.

Cheney looks like a disgruntled Green Bay Packers fan at a losing game. What a natty dresser.

[Hobarticus]

18. Would someone please tell the Parks and Rec guy NOT to take his break

in the dignitary's seating section?

[Zenlitened]

39. That pic has been Photoshopped. Here's the original:

[PA Democrat]

41. LOL. The 6-pack is an especially nice touch. n/t

[CottonBear]

10. Just remember what he & Lynn wore to the Auuchwitz ceremony.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Loge23]

11. Needs a quick change...

...that torture stuff can get pretty messy.

[Lex]

12. And who could forget this

[...of J.Temperance]

13. The man has gout, it's I'm told extremely painful and discomforting

So perhaps the shoes he's wearing, whilst inappropriate for his suit, give his gout feet a bit more ease.

[DemoTex]

20. Extremely painful and discomforting?

Then put him in a pair of tight, pointy-toed, eye-talian pumps.

[...of J.Temperance]

22. Yes well, one of my Owl finches has gout

And I wouldn't want my Owl finch to be put into a pair of tight, pointy-toed, eye-talian pumps.

[txindy]

33. If your finch chose tight shoes, he'd choose coordinating tight shoes

Apparently the Dick can't dress himself. Or maybe he can't see his feet over that enormous gut.

[displacedtexan]

25. They come in all colors.

I'll bet you can get Gout shoes in black.

Just kidding.

[mb7588a]

14. he has some kinda foot problem i reckon...

Those look like Rockports!

http://shop.rockport.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1816821&cp=1760345.1760379.1760401&page=3&pageBucket=0&parentPage=family

[mb7588a]

17. to their credit:

Rockports are a top comfort shoe brand, imo.

[Bluebear]

19. Here's a pair of cushy BLACK shoes!

http://usaimages.wolverineworldwide.com/bulk/2002/8/22/HP-W18800-01-y.fpx?cell=250,250&qlt=80&rgn=0,-0.43984962406015,1.8796992481203,1.8796992481203&cvt=jpeg

[SoCalDem]

29. Um.. Rockports do come in black these days

He could at least make an attempt ..

[Cleita]

15. The gargoyles who serve him? n/t

[Sydnie]

21. He's the VP for goodness sakes

If LBJ can call up and ask for his pants to be made so that they leave more room for his nads, then Cheney could call up and ask them to special make some black orthopedic shoes for him to wear with his big boy clothes.

Christ on a crutch! I can't wait until the adults take over again.

[...of J.Temperance]

23. Didn't LBJ show his gall bladder surgery scar to the press whilst on

Camera?

LBJ of course was fab!!

[Sydnie]

24. Yes he did

C-SPAN loves to show both of those things! It's a riot.

[Lucygirl]

27. Hmmm...

Are those earth shoes?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

26. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[txindy]

34. He only wants clothes if they're free

Like his super-special green parka and ski cap. :eyes:

[Bonhomme Richard]

28. What you are witnessing is arrogance.

[bluedeminredstate]

31. My husband is 3 years younger

then Darth Cheney, and because of good genes and taking care of himself he looks about 42. If you put Cheney next to him Cheney would see the evil that has made him a gray, shriveled, blackhearted old fuck and probably cry like a baby.
His life philosophy and the way he has lived it and the way he has treated other human beings is right there on display. He can't hide his manevolence and avarice - he wears it!
(And those shoes are just a little Karma...)

:evilfrown:

[SoCalDem]

32. Red Hula Hoops... How gauche

[graywarrior]

35. His undertaker

[DemoTex]

36. Naw. The suit has a back.

Seriously, my cheap-skate orthopedic-surgeon father-in-law (now 90 and in a nursing home) used to buy his suits from an undertaker-friend of his. They were cheap and looked pretty good.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. His tailor, Wrinkly McNoseam.

:evilgrin:

[theHandpuppet]

38. Oh Dick... Karen Hughes wants her shoes back when you're finished

And the thong, too.

[spanone]

40. His Undertaker. Nobody sees the feet.