Penis pump bombthreat at US airport

[tocqueville]

No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_fe_st/penis_pump_threat_1

[Divine Discontent]

1. of all the things to say it was............

bizarre. what a nincampoop (sp).

[Divine Discontent]

2. of all the things to say it was............

bizarre. what a nincampoop (sp).

[LisaM]

3. What are these penis pump things?

I never heard of them, and this is the second story within a week (the other was that judge who was arrested for having a penis pump).

[mcscajun]

9. Check here...

...more than you ever wanted to know, I'm sure.

http://www.babeland.com/penis-pump.html

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. You have internet access but haven't heard of penis pumps?

Color me astonished.

[lvx35]

4. hehe. Didn't he see Austin Powers?

You just say "uh, that's not mine. Who put that there?"

[bullwinkle428]

14. "I swear, baby,,,that sort of thing is not my bag!"

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

17. this book, "Sweedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me"

"This sort of thing IS my bag, baby"

By Austin Powers.

[tlsmith1963]

15. I Thought That, Too!

I love the Austin Powers movies...well, not the third one. I think it ran out of steam by then.

Tammy

[BootinUp]

5. He should be studied!

There something unique in between the ears.

[Nutmegger]

6. Think his mother knows now?

:shrug:

[KamaAina]

7. Why didn't he just pack Viagra instead?

hey, it worked for the OxyMoron...

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Mr. agent sir, it's just a pod, it won't hurt

you....

[JunkYardDogg]

11. He was getting ready for those great Turkish Goats

He's a subscriber at www.hotturkishgoats.com

'nuff said

[SaveElmer]

12. Might make the flight longer...nt

[JunkYardDogg]

13. It was the Designer Signature Ann Coulter Model

'nuff said

[Fountain79]

16. Honestly it's not mine.....