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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 07:59 PM
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Keith is ripping Dubya about his FART jokes!
Keith is having a field day with rumors about Bush enjoying fart jokes and cutting a few. He referred to Bush as the "highest elected orifice in the land." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:01 PM
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1. That was great- catch the repeat if you can.
Edited on Wed Aug-23-06 08:59 PM by herbster
"President Bush has his head up his ass."

I hope he gets an Emmy for this.
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agates Donating Member (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:02 PM
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2. Unbelievably funny
At the end, his guest said Bush has his head up his ass. Straightfaced. Keith just calmly took it all in stride. LOL
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:03 PM
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3. OMG That was the funniest TV EVER !!
One Bush fart joke after another..... dozens of them..
all building to the inevitable conclusion that
Bush has head up his ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh MY GOD !!!!!!! I was howling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta see that AGAIN !!!!!
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:03 PM
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4. Let's not be too harsh with President Bush on this topic. After all,
isn't that what we honor most in our Founding Fathers -- the fart jokes?

A 2nd grade class might snicker at fart jokes at recess time, but I wonder if maybe the President of the United States might find something else to occupy his alleged mind?

Maybe Geography flash cards could be ordered to the White House and he could learn one country from the next.

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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:03 PM
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5. The best and the most take-no-prisoners bit I have seen from Keith
Simply amazing. It will be all over the internet within an hour, I am sure.
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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:09 PM
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6. Can anyone even say.....................
....."dignity of the Oval Office" with a straight face anymore?
:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:
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ChiciB1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:10 PM
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7. Laughed So Hard, I'm Late With My Post... My First Thought Was MO-Roca...
MACACA, MO-ROCACA, MO-HAWKA-RACO-CACA, MOW-HAWKKA-caca.. HOMAKKA-CACCA, RACICACA-ISCACA-Mnnnnnnnnn, that about covers it!

Much Tanks to Olcacabermcacaman!!
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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:12 PM
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8. and he did say at the end -- this is Mo Raca, not Macaca. They were
both incredible.
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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:13 PM
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10. Hey Mo! Hey Mo!
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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ChiciB1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:27 PM
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12. Is It On You Tube Yet???
It's A MUST HAVE! Can't Wait For Reun-Tonight.//

My, have we been starved for this stuff!!!

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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 09:08 PM
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16. It's impossible to get on youtube.com everyone must be trying...
Edited on Wed Aug-23-06 09:21 PM by Bumblebee
Just got this:

We are releasing a couple of new things and doing some maintenance. We'll be back in a bit

They are probably about to post it.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:12 PM
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9. Facial expressions: Barking spider, hidden dragon!
Edited on Wed Aug-23-06 08:22 PM by ocelot
Back door draft! Southbound raspberry! Bootie burp! Pootie toot! :rofl: One-cheek-sneak! Floating air biscuits! KO is showing all these stupid-looking pics of Bush, with accompanying fart comments. The bulge on his back during the debates was a Renuzit room deodorizer.

"President Bush has his head up his ass, and I'm speaking technically here..." :rofl:

Very sophomoric. Very hilarious.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:23 PM
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11. KO put Bush's air biscuit in the basket tonight!
That was one hilarious piece. :rofl:
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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:30 PM
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13. On a semi-serious note, if his polls go down more, it's because
women hate fart jokes (on the other hand, if they go up, it's because there are, alas, plenty of stupid frat boys around -- but they are already all for Bush, most likely... so he has more to lose than to gain)
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ChiciB1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:35 PM
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14. I'm A Female.. Think This Was Just "So On!" And Rolled
on the floor! I'm kicking this with the hopes that we get a link soon!

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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:38 PM
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15. I did too -- but I was talking abour reaction to Bush, not Keith, once
this story makes rounds. :)
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