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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 11:31 PM
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1- Step To shut Up an Evangelical ....


Just memorize this verse from the bible......

Leviticus 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

Then cite everything you have the straight facts about bush, 9/11,Iraq,Iran. and then ask then give them an opportunity to respond....Ill garrantee they will walk away fast......

I did this last week to a guy who walks the streets with sandwich boards that have scripture written on them and Leviticus 19:11 was one of them...he was at a loss to make a straight sentence.

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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 11:34 PM
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1. I'd rather just walk up to him and fart
just like their idol pretzeldent "Bluto" bush.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 11:34 PM
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2. I have found...
That the verses from Matthew about doing your praying in your closet, the whole passage, does a rather fine job of shutting them up and shutting them down.

They tend to clear their throats, mumble and walk.
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 11:34 PM
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3. Don't talk to them but great info
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-24-06 03:11 AM
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6. Agreed
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 11:40 PM
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4. Actually, you can do it in four words: "Yeah and so what?"
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nealmhughes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-24-06 12:38 AM
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5. Or my usual, "we are all entitled to our tribal superstitutions."
That usually stops it cold.
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-24-06 07:53 AM
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7. !!!
:rofl:
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