DUers, this nation faces a VERY grave threat.

[UrbScotty]

Ladies and gentleman, I feel it is my duty to warn you of a very serious threat the United States of Ameerica faces in this early part of 2006.

Today while watching The Price Is Right, I saw the final two contestants hugging each other.

Innocent? Maybe. Except that both of them were women.

Folks, this concerns me. These two women should not have hugged each other. The fact that they did raises a very serious issue in this country: homosexuality.

By loving each other, homosexuals pose a grave danger to this nation, a danger which only we can alleviate. Sure, bin Laden is bad, and yeah, lower gas prices would be nice.

But, DUers, homosexual love poses a far greater risk. Marriage needs your help. Please do what you can to stop this excesssive and inappropriate love.

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

Just a friendly reminder regarding the priorities of the other party.

[ret5hd]

1. man o man, gonna have to start watchin' me some price is right!

[hang a left]

3. perv

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

You mean, this?

[catmother]

2. OMG. what are we gonna do about those perverts??? they'll

bring down the country.:hide:

[jedr]

4. It's a shopping thing;

Men have little understanding of this. Perhaps similar to a high five during a football game:sarcasm:

[bigwillq]

5. I saw that too!

One of the women was wearing these real freaky glasses!! :)


BTW, I like your post! :thumbsup:

[UrbScotty]

9. If freaky glasses aren't lesbian-like, then what is? (nt)

[bigwillq]

10. LOL! That is great!

This is a HUGH!!!!! problem! ;)

[tanyev]

6. Don't you dare Google women+hug+Price is Right!

Pervert.

[Hardrada]

7. We're not gonna allow any preversion here!

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

8. What's Wrong With Women Hugging & Kiss......ooops, sorry.

[TahitiNut]

11. When we let women do it, soon it'll be animals doing it!!!

http://narfrescue.org/animals/cats/cat_pics/print/hug's%20siamese%200405%20print.jpg

[UrbScotty]

20. GASP!

That picture... :scared:

[mom cat]

12. And don't let your daughters play with Barbies...

The tits are too small..too unisex.

[OnyxCollie]

13. Yer goddamn right!

Lemme tell ya, (Sips Pabst, belches) it's them goddamn homos what's been screwin' up the country. Yep. They's all wantin' ta git married and have their homo sex. Disrespectin', 'swat it is, compared ta mar'ges what us real 'Mericans got. (Lifts Skoal hat, runs hand through greasy hair) My third wife done come up tha otha day all pissy, shootin' her mouth off and I says, "Bitch, shut yer goddamn mouth. They's real problems what's goin' on. Like them goddamn homos what's gettin' married, havin' that homo sex, killin' unborn babies fer stemsills. Terrists, 'swat they is."

That's why I done voted fer Prezdint Bush.

Edited for typo.

[driver8]

14. Ain't nuthin' I like more than 2 women huggin' n' kissin'...just don't

let the men start doin' it 'cause then I get sick. That just ain't right. :sarcasm:

[KamaAina]

15. Were there any box turtles in the showcase?

Just wondering...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. SEND THIS TO KEITH NOW!!!!!!!

:)

[UrbScotty]

17. Are you a member of the KOEB?

;-)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. Are Men Allowed? LOL

[LibDemAlways]

18. Barker ought to be run off the air. The man

doesn't want animals to procreate like God intended - always talks about havin em "spayed or neutered" - filthy sex talk on tv. Now, this. Women touchin other women. Indecent is what it is. And I've seen him huggin folks that ain't white, too. And I heared one of them models he had on sued him cause he's a pervert. Dirty old man. He ought to be arrested. I'm so spittin mad I'm gonna call Pat Robertson and that Dobson fella and see if we can get somethin goin.