Complete this: My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon N_____________

[begin_within]

In grade school, the way we learned the planets was with:

My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Porcupines

Now that the "P" is no longer a planet, and it doesn't make sense to end it with "Nine," what should the last word be?

[Bluebear]

1. My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Nachos

[Kutjara]

2. Naugahyde?

Not something an elegant lady would want to be caught sitting anywhere near.

[Chipper Chat]

3. Negative spin.

ala Karl Rove

[Rowdyboy]

4. Screw the International Association of Astronomers.....There are NINE

planets, not eight, not eleven, and with no asterisks to reflect "dwarf planets".

Like Stephen Colbert, if I don't admit reality, it isn't true. Simple as that.

[orleans]

5. x-ray machines. the x stands for all that were and all that may one

day become

[radfringe]

6. snark snark

My Very Enormous Mother Just Squashed Up Neo-cons

[wakeme2008]

7. It's Woodshed time

radfringe :spank:


:rofl:

[REP]

8. My Very Elegant Mum Just Sat Upon Nearly 2003 Upholstered Plump Cushions

That includes the planetoids Pluto, 2003 UB313 and Ceres.

[zbdent]

9. Easiest one I had was MVEMJSUNPluto

now MVEMJSUN - pronounced em-vem-jay-sun